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Doing CO2 whippets to activate my panic response and putting on steroids (crouching tiger hidden gabber megamix) that's the post

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Gonna main axl low for horny reasons cuz i wanna punch a british twink for horny reasons

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Dating a clown girl so you a

dating a mime girl so u always have a wall to press her against 🤍

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dating a mime girl so u always have a wall to press her against 🤍

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*plants mint directly in your dash* heehee :3

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You want glados to be claptrap from borderlands?

The fact that GLaDOS drops Chell off in a post apocalyptic world but we never get to see canon rugged post apocalyptic survivor Chell has harrowed me for 7 years. That is like the one reason I wanted a Portal 3. I NEED to see her timeskipped with 20% more stress induced gray hairs, and a rifle, and tattered jacket, and bandaged hands, and chilling and cooking a rotisserie headcrab over a fire in her impromptu camp with like her long stretch of chain reaction physics based traps surrounding it, and she is using the companion cube as a bench. I know she has the will to carve it out, out there

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snuck in 4 burgers to creed 3. Couldve easily done more

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the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you’re talking about

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Btw vomit in the ball pit goes hard

The most jarring, utterly baffling example of tonal whiplash I have experienced in my life was when I was going through some shit, had my favorite band on shuffle, and was listening to this beautiful 9 minute long song about being lost to space, having to accept your demise, looking back on what you loved, hated, and dreamed of, and thinking about those that you left behind and what you would have said to them given one more day, but now you can't because you're a million miles away. The very next song by them was called "vomit in the ball pit."

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love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

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And her clussy? Droist as fuck

a clown who's 10 inches flaccid and 2 inches hard

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You can just get smacked by any series of words on this website at any time huh?

people will go oh boohoo i could never eat my own child. that could NOT be me im gonna give birth squatting on the stove so the moment that thang pops out it's going in the frying pan

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Yo, sexual health is super important and i feel like doing this here so these are the steps to turn a condom into a dental dam

After opening the condom package, blow into the middle of it to determine which way you should unroll it. The end should poke from underneath the rolled up part, and if it's poking from above the rolled up part, you should correct it as such. NEVER USE A FLAVORED CONDOM FOR CUNNILINGUS! THE SUGAR ON IT WILL MESS UP THE MICROBIOME OF YOUR PARTNER'S VAGINA AND CAUSE AN INFECTION!

With a sharp pair of scissors, cut off the two ends of the condom. The end with the sperm receptacle should be cut off past the taper, to where the condom is full width.

Insert the scissors into what remains of the condom and make one final cut along the length.

Hold it against wherever you're gonna be licking and have fun!

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truly insane and despicable that current year's answer to internet child safety is just "let them free roam unsurprised wherever they please and expect everyone else on the internet to moderate the web for them." an entire generation after seeing what that kind of unlimited access does to kids. mind boggling.

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We're in a society that demands a smooth, facile, fine tuned appearance. They're invasive to that and that alone.

Observations have led me to conclude that dandelions are beneficial, vital, and should not be considered invasive species.

The designation of "invasiveness" assumes that a non-native species displaces native ones that provide more and better ecosystem services, or alters the ecosystem in a way that makes it worse for other inhabitants. This is very true of Lonicera maackii and many other nasty invasive species I am familiar with in the southeastern USA

Dandelions, however, almost exclusively establish in areas where other plants can't even survive. They don't bother established ecosystems with biodiversity, but they are super aggressive in heavily manicured areas like lawns.

When I pass through areas of town where there are open spaces and roadsides covered in turfgrass, they are empty and barren, but there are always dandelions. Crack in the pavement? Dandelions. Gravel? Dandelions. Manicured front lawn? Dandelions. Mostly empty flower bed with landscape fabric and that ugly black mulch? DANDELIONS.

Without dandelions, there would be acres and acres and acres of space with no food plants for pollinating insects at all. If dandelions filled a niche that native plants would otherwise fill, the designation as invasive would be legitimate, but instead, they're providing vital essentials for survival in places where no native species can do the job.

They start growing and blooming as soon as the temperature gets above freezing. They penetrate compacted soil up to 20 inches deep and let water and nutrients soak in. Bumble bees, mason bees, and longhorn bees all will visit them. this is a pro-dandelion blog