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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

#i’ve started having dreams where i’m still sort of partially awake bc i can feel my thumb moving #and i dream of scrolling on my phone 🫥 #whenever it happens i forcibly wake myself up bc it makes me feel like an overgrown ipad baby

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

#all of the fully-attached skeletons killed me but this was too much asdfgsgf 😭

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#montgomery clift: a biography by patricia bosworth #i’ve been watching some of his movies lately and it’s like 400 pages long so i’m in autism heaven :-)

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read something recently that said a majority of people don’t have a wall clock these days, thought it was interesting since I’ve always considered it an essential and functional piece of home decor.

#no and almost solely bc the ticking sound drives both me and my mom insane #i also can’t read one reliably bc dyscalculia but it’s 99.9% bc of the ticking lol

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

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posting this to everyone on tumblr can see it too

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Bc I’m nosy

P.S. No “I don’t have sex” option I wanna actually know

P.P.S. If you’ve done more than one of these just pick one

#not in a ‘well now that that’s over let’s see what’s on the ‘ol dash’ sorta way #but in the ‘that’s just the first thing i do when i pick up my phone’ #and ‘picking up my phone is probably one of the first things i’m gonna do just in general nvm post-bang’ kinda way

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they thells she shells by the he whore

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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this seems self-centered you know “stereotypical American bs” but I’m curious

#technically 2 #i’ve been to arizona a handful of times to visit #and once i had a layover in san francisco but i never actually left the airport lol #so yea i was Technically in california but also not in any useful capacity yk?

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u ever think about how ~masks are optional~ during air travel but I still have to take off my shoes and do the body scan bullshit

#even when covid is ‘actually over’ (if there even is such a thing) i’m still wearing a mask to fly #like it’ll be 2050 and i’ll still be masking up to fly bc i have no desire to be in a sealed germ tube for multiple hours

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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

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my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!

#it’s icky and objectifying but it’s right there in my gay little face am i Not supposed to look??

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There’s no such thing as work-life balance for neurodivergent & chronically ill people.

This is because everything in my life requires work:

maintaining friendships

keeping up with my hygiene

managing bills

making money

remembering my basic needs

sleeping regularly

outputting creatively

All requires some aspect of work for me.

And when everything in your life requires work, your balance goes out the window.

If you're neurodivergent and overwhelmed — I see you.

If you're chronically ill and overwhelmed — I see you.

You're not dysfunctional.

You're not incapable.

You're doing your best.

#u_u

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my mom called my grandma for her bday and my gma keeps interrupting her so my mom whispers to me that she can’t get a word in edgewise and i just shrugged at her bc that’s the exact experience i have trying to talk to her lmaoo 😭

#runs in the family ig so good thing i won’t be producing offspring

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Cat rave

#ac