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Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years

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I felt compelled to paint this based on a photo my friend took

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i’m a feminine boy protecter. come here feminine men let me protect you

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literally a PERFECT video

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god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

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HAPPY ACE WEEK FUCKERS

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can i just say how delighted i am by live action Luffy. he is so chill & happy-go-lucky but then you look at his eyes and realise that something is deeply Wrong with him. love it.

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wine for idiots

WHITE WINE

if you want to make a wine person very unhappy, say that a white wine they like "is giving me a little green bell pepper?"

RED WINE

honestly the only two questions you need to start credibly talking about red wine are "does it taste like red fruits (strawberry/cherry/raspberry) or black fruits (blackberry/plum)?" and "does it taste oaky (i.e. gently sweet and earthy in a way youd associate with coffee or chocolate or warming spices)

if its a fancy dry wine (not a dessert wine, not port, manischewitz or markovic) dont say "sweet," say "juicy"

FIZZY WINE

if its red and fizzy its probably a lambrusco

if youre drinking champagne talk about the "minerality," even chalk notes if youre feeling gutsy. you dont have to taste it just say it

ORANGE WINE

this is very trendy. youre gonna want to talk about its "funkiness." if you use the term "gym socks" at the right time you will get a round of laughs or at least knowing nods. if you see shmutz in the bottom dont worry about it.

MISC

if you want a wine person to talk for a while and not ask you any questions just ask them how they feel about natural wine. theyll go on for a little and you can decide to agree or disagree based on how hot they are

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12 – Nest

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A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

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Using it/its pronouns and getting called "it" by a conservative trying to be dehumanizing is like the irl equivalent of when you use a fire spell on a fire elemental in a game and it gets healed

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I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you'll just effortlessly parry a thought that's trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I've done it like 4 times tonight.

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POV: you are a community guideline violation.

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me: what if i did a follow up to my twilight/squidward crackship my roommate: yo i have the best idea

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nandor the resemblance…

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