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idk man I think a pretty girl sitting on my face rn would fix a lot of my problems

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If he moans while eating you out, he’s a SLUT.

#it's true 🤷‍♂️

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(can’t find it in the tiny word post but it’s pen/e/tration not pen/i/tration…unless they spelled it wrong n that’s why ur laughing ……..im very sorry)

Anon you're so right. I found it and they spelled it correctly, my brain did not. Thanks for the correction!

Side note: pen/i/tration is funny because penis. Also yes I am an immature boy at heart and that made me giggle.

Heh. Penis. PENIS!

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Your pretty and seem nice but sometimes the stuff you post is weird and gross.

this is so fucking real

#blog goals lol

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Pack-a-day Dad bf 🤝 fruity/420 vape pet gf

#mine #the perfect match

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Random shower thought: even if haiku-bot messes up there are so many languages in existence and it actually could be a haiku in one of them?

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if you ever want to love an idiot you know where to find me

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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

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getting him a shirt that says "i fucked the hot girl from tumblr and all i got was a kink for being called dad in bed"

#!!!!!!!!! #need need need

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"Double vaginal penetration".

I...have SO many questions.

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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The Bring me the Horizon shit going on is just like when people got mad at Rage Against the Machine for being "so political" a few years ago. It's fucking HILARIOUS.

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She's the GOAT (I'm gonna sacrifice her on an altar)

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I had to read this, and now so do you.

A...a fucking...WHAT now??

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I bruise very easily, by the way (flirting)

#1000% would work on me

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Leave it to Lizzy to prove scientific theories in the cutest ways possible.

Competent... Cumpetent... Cum pet

Cum pet 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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I think I hit a nerve.

Oh, you're ovulating? Gosh, it would be such a shame if I used ANY OTHER hole than the one that desperately needs it.

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This is the energy we all need 🥺🥰