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Diapered on a date night is a must 🤭

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Uh oh... Baby Max made pee pees and poopies! Good thing he has been wearing his diapers... ❤️😘🥰

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Sometimes you have to be a big boy and change the new kid Yrakell

📸 @ababyboy-ab

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🍊🦖Dino Doo’s & Don'ts🦕🍇  

“Is someone ready to fill their thick “Dino Pants” and become a Stinky-Saurus? Since you couldn’t make your morning "Pushies", figured you might require a little help... so I picked up the perfect “treats” to assist you in moving things along. Afterwards you can spend the day fastened in your chair, soaking, making pushies... and after your blindfold is removed, you’ll have a front row seat to your special Potty (Un)training show!  

“Is the Baby-Dino huffy about overflowing his Huggies and making a mess everywhere?  Don’t fret... Robbie has a special surprise waiting for you once we’re finished stuffing that tummy of yours!”  

“Now, if you’d like to keep those padded paws semi free, you better behave and keep them down flat on your tray... though Robbie's surprise will require a momentary adjustment of your current situation, so misbehave and you’ll find yourself in a very uncomfortable position for your show!” 

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🐼🧸Baby Poo Bear🧸🐼 

“Oh dear, are those the huffy grunting sounds of a certain Baby Bear making premature pushies into his Beary Pristine Pampers? You couldn’t even hold in those special homemade Papa Bear suppositories for the full hour could you... and after all that fussing about not needing your hefty plug to help hold it in.  I did warn you they were extra potent today and recommended you use Mister Pluggy, but all you did was whine and complain... which only earned you a secured mute button not to mention delightfully frustrating night to come!” 

“Well, keep huffing and working that stinky “Soft Serve” into your Pampers and then we’ll get you into a fresh diaper combo. Seeing as you failed to hold in my special “Bottom-Bombs", not only will Mister Pluggy be plopped in to stop any further messies, but this cute little cage will also be spending the next week locked on Baby Bears widdle pinny!” 

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🪀⏳GameDay Pampers🤐🪀 

Let's play a game... today, one of these pent-up brats will have a brief opportunity to make forbidden “stickies” into their Pampers.  Think of this as game of “Tag” with edging! The baby fumbling with the Wonder Wand gets to polish their Padded Prison while the other(s) watch, looking for any telltale signs of a pending salty surprise only to stop the act of stimulation right before and trading places. This goes on and on until someone achieves a sticky Pamper...or as in most cases, time runs out! 

The Rules: The padded observer(s) that spots any signs of pending spunking, waddles over to nudge the buzzing baby to stop, and positions are traded, and around we go! Adding a hood to mask facial expressions adds to the difficulty, making the eager onlookers focus on other signs, like breathing and body language! Cages and a minuscule time restriction are also strongly recommended, adding a sense of urgency and additional distractions.  

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🧸😵Teddy Stuffing😶🧸 

“What's the matter big guy...worried you’ll end up just like your friends? Well, there's no reason to worry, think of this as an assembly line, and soon you’ll be nothing more than huggable stuffing! Since you're nervous, let's explain what's about to happen, shall we?  

“First, we force a specialized, obscenely large, feeding binky into that Potty Mouth of yours, secured by triple lock head harness to ensure that the binky stays put. Our specialized soother allows you to receive your daily nutrients without ever being removed, eliminating any chance of speaking or whimpering for help!” 

“Next, we’ve developed a brand new, super absorbent diaper that's guaranteed not to smell or leak, allowing the wearer to remain in the same garment for days without needing a change! Best yet, when the time comes for a change, a simple attachment in the Teddy Docking Bay not only feeds, but changes your dirty Teddy, using a special compartment in the suit to remove and replace any waste the Stuffing creates.” 

“Lockable Mitts and Booties are permanently secured to both the hands and feet, removing any ability to grab or walk... After all, Teddy’s only need to sit, lay and cuddle!” 

“So, after being properly prepared, the Stuffing... err I mean you... will be “gently” placed into one our permalock Teddy suits, followed by days of specialized reprogramming visuals to help stifle any previous memories, leaving just a “tiny” bit of fight in you! Really, every Teddy should have just a small glimmer of “Hope” left in them, right? Now let's get this zipper secured and then you can join the other Teddy to begin your reprogramming. Just think, in a few days your new owners will be here to take you all away to your forever homes! 😈” 

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🐼🚽Potty Problems🚽🐼 

“Ahem...and what do we have here? Was my little Padded Panda attempting to sneak a “Pushie” into the potty instead of that cute tamper proof Pamper? I thought I heard someone frantically waddling out of the nursery and into the No-No room... those breakfast bottles must be running right through you! Oh, you were just showing Mr. Cuddles where the grown-ups go potty... unlike his crinkly tour guide who hasn’t’ had a single Star on the potty chart for the past three months.” 

“You know you're forbidden to be in here by yourself, and it seems the paddling you previously received failed to leave a lasting impression. Well, close that lid and crawl back to the nursery because you and Mr. Cuddles just earned an hour of Corner Time. That should give you plenty of time to finish making Pushies and to stink... I mean think, about the paddling you’ll be receiving before you earn a fresh stack of Pampers.” 

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🧸🎢 Evening Plop🦖🧸 

“Why so bashful my Tiny Tinkler? Is someone still embarrassed for soaking through those thick diapers he cried about not needing before we headed out for dinner... or is it from the massive leak that earned you a full, shorts down diaper check in front of that cute waiter you knew from school? You should be lucky we didn’t paddle you right there on the spot for making a mess in the booth, and losing your shorts privilege for the rest of the evening was getting off lightly. Now lay down so we can get you into some fresh diapies and jammies, then it’s straight to the crib without story time. Your being punished, plus someone's got a “big” day tomorrow!”  

Thank you @snugglepuddlez for recommending Landofgenie, loving them all!

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🦓🦒Birthday Surprise🦒🦓 

“Is someone excited for their special day? Let's see what Unkie sent you shall we... Oh my, isn’t this just darling? Another special outfit to add to your ever-growing sissy collection... and look, it even matches your Pampers for today! You’ll look so adorable waddling around the party, diapers on full display giving everyone a clear view of the state of your diapers throughout the day.  There will be no guessing if baby’s wet or messy with how short this dress is cut! Speaking of soggy and stinky, it smells like someone is due for a bath, so let's get you back to smelling baby fresh before your guests arrive.” 

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👶🏻😵 A Special Luncheon 😵👶🏻 

“See, I told you the little Cuck wouldn’t venture far from his blankie and “screen” time... especially since we cinched those straps to ensure he couldn’t crawl off anywhere to cause trouble! Let’s give him another half hour, then we’ll pause his session and get him ready for his “Big” day out... while the side effects of his screen time don’t last long, they sure cloud that widdle mind for hours. Remember last time we took him for more diaper supplies? He was all smiles and non-stop baby babble, helplessly soaking his Pampers, only coming out of his trance at checkout when we ran into his old friends from school.” 

“Alight, he can enjoy his screen time for a little longer, but we need to get him up, dressed and into the car in the next hour, otherwise the guest of honor is going to be late. I’ll grab his “Daddy’s Special Boy” onesie, strappy sneakers and bib, I mean it’s not like he'll have the mental capacity to complain about it his wardrobe... for a little while anyway. I can only imagine the shade of crimson, those chubby little cheeks will turn once the fog clears and he realizes he’s strapped into a highchair, in public, surrounded by all his old school buddies! It was amazing we were able to reach everyone to invite them to this “special” lunch... and that the restaurant was able to locate a highchair to accommodate such a big baby!” 

“Well, let's finish getting ready and grab a few extra diapers from the nursery, no doubt he’ll need a change before we head out!” 

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Second Babyhood

Hi Elsie, How are things? Hope your cruise is going well and you’re having a good time.

We thought we should show you a photo of your grandson. I’m sure you have a few question so allow me to explain:

He probably hasn’t told you that shortly after you dropped his off here, he came home one night escorted by the police, flat out drunk with a wet patch on his jeans.

We explained to him that if he can’t act like a responsible mature adult then he won’t be treated as one and we’ve put his back in diapers full time for the foreseeable future.

He wasn’t keen on the idea at first, refusing to wear, insisting that only babies wear diapers but it’s amazing what a bare bottom spanking over daddy’s knee can do. His behaviour has improved dramatically too, he very quickly worked out that naughty little boys have to wait to be changed out of their wet dirty diapers.

We know you’re due back in a couple of weeks, but Mark and I have talked it through and would very much like for him to stay here when you get back. We’ve thrown away all his old clothes and boxers and converted the back room into a nursery for him, he now takes all his meals in his high chair and he’s never too far away from a pacifier or one of his teddies.

He pretty much dropped out of college anyway and we told his boss he won’t be returning to work anytime soon.

I know you must think it’s strange to treat a 19 year old this way but a second babyhood has been really positive for Adam. He’s more than happy now to sit in his diapers playing his games and watching TV.

Anyway I have to go, I need to get him up from his nap and get his dinner ready (he’ll need a change no doubt, there’s a good chance that there’s a white sticky mess to clean up.)

Let me know your thoughts on this. As you know we’ve never had to chance to have a baby of our own and little Adam here is just perfect.

Speak to you soon,

Roger.

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“After we’re done here you’re going to get your special key and unlock your nursery. I told you what would happen if you didn’t behave yourself today and I think six weeks in nice thick diapers is plenty of time for you to contemplate on your actions today, young man.”

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Tricks to check your toddler’s nappy without them getting upset: Have a sippy cup ready.

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My daddy likes a nice strong little diaper boy