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before you respond to anon hate resend it to yourself with a carefully placed typo that you can then mock at their expense

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making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

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I do this all the time too lmao

I have this nasty habit of trying to type the next word while I'm already typing one word and my backspace key is going to wear down to a dimple in my keyboard at this rate

#this like at least 3/4 of my typing mistakes lmao

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

#me when i impaled my foot while driving signposts in the ground

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Policy proposal: we create a big device that spins really fast and put all annoying people into it

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"nothing over 4 inches" uh-huh okay microboy

i hate you stupid unnecessary knife laws

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i hate you stupid unnecessary knife laws

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elon: "we're rebranding to X and putting aside the twitter name"

every person on earth: "we're not calling it that"

i love how we're a year on and basically everyone still calls it twitter

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i love how we're a year on and basically everyone still calls it twitter

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#þines #Spotify

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#þines #Spotify

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why is this article only available in chechen russian tajik and italian what a strange assemblage of languages

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learn the ejectives boy

"we all speak one language, the IPA language"

if you make me learn another gotdam non-pulmonic consonant I'm gonna kill you

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love boats and ships but absolutely despise aircraft carriers. degenerate vessels. perverting glorious naval warfare.

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whatever happened with that whole standoff down in texas