I want to marry the person I didn’t have to give chances to, cause they appreciated me the first time around.
@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)
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TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
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things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.
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The last time I was someone’s type, I was donating blood.
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I wonder how many people’s last words were, “Whoops!”
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Global Warming is just the planet getting a fever to try to kill of its infection
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