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#oh shit #fdpda2

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[descends from my observatory] "Now dawns the age of the fat slut"

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[video by cartervailmusic. caption: We're guys, ya know?]

#ruin's gate

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anyway. my heart is a fish hiding in the water grass

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bro dont u realize what an opportunity this is. there's an infinite possible number of alternate universes and all of them have got babes in them

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Apparently dating back to 2015, the almost 10 year old shitpost generator does show its age, but all the more it beautifully captures the tone and style of tumblr shitposts of the era. It's not dated, as much as it is a historical artefact.

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I'm sure the building inspectors will approve my design once they finally manage to escape.

Log Cabin [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[The floorplan of a log cabin, with a fullsize layout on the left, while on the right is a sequence of increasingly smaller versions of the same layout, like a golden rectangle.]

[Caption below the panel]: Log cabin

#oh my god

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also this feels like a great time to plug one of my favorite videos about the word "vegetables"

#Youtube

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people taking the clip of Vic's vegetables aren't real presentation super seriously is extremely funny given where the argument goes in the full episode

#the conspiracy theory slide leading to 'vegas table' made me lose my mind

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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

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You've been lied to your entire life - VEGETABLES. DON'T. EXIST! (no, seriously, they don't)

Watch the full episode on Dropout

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If your regular everyday clothes* were put on a mannequin, and placed in a group of other mannequins that are dressed in regular street clothes of your region, could the people who know you spot the mannequin who is "you" from clothes alone?

*if you are of an unusual size or build, assume for the sake of this thought experiment that they've found clothing items that are otherwise identical to yours, but able to fit to a standard mannequin

#100% #a friend of mine once told me that sometimes he recognizes me by my #shoes first and my #face second

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TODAY: faculty at northwestern university have been operating on a 24 hour shift schedule so theyre always there in groups protecting their students.

#must be nice while we beg our faculty to even put out a statement for us and they say sorry our hands are tied

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I'm just interesting what's gonna be the result on Tumblr

#more than 1 and some of them mean nothing and some of them mean something #idk if they count as fandom related — does #my FDPDA tattoo count as fandom related if the fandom is my own show? #is my shirley jackson tattoo fandom?

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y'all aren’t ready for [checks notes] Tuesday, June 25 at 7:00am Eastern Standard Time

#idk how we got this far ahead in recordings tbh #our scheduling is REALLY feast or famine these days

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(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

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