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Drawing them cuddling is my comfort zone.

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#bed. tucking you in and checking under the bed for monsters

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via sandw1tchshop

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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A PALESTINIAN CITIZEN AND HIS DOG FROM GAZA RAISES THE VICTORY SIGN FROM INSIDE HIS DESTROYED HOME.

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So sick of this fat fuck coming up to my bedroom window and screaming

#NOT MINE BY THE WAY!!!! I DONT OWN HIM!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN PLEASE PELASE

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#if any of you say a word ill kill myself in front of you.

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swallowing a sword to please my ailing king and i get it down my throat and i start gagging and coughing but im blushin g and shaking alittle and i push it down further and cross my legs for reasons the court does not understand and then i pull the sword out and gasp for air and i like spit on it and my makeups all fucked up and the guards instantly riddle me with crossbow bolts

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Alucard & Friends By Vicky Hernandez

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Alucard. <3

#saw a castlevania bluray today and almost bought it on sight. i miss him

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big boobs ⁉⁉

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if i had a drink for every time i saw a bigass car and thought "if someone under 5 feet was in front of you theyd get run over" id have blacked out dead years ago

#KSKDKFKDJDJKDKKCKKDK

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Taking my son out for enrichment

#bruceposting #dick

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@aliceguyblache this is a medium

if i had a drink for every time i saw a bigass car and thought "if someone under 5 feet was in front of you theyd get run over" id have blacked out dead years ago

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its crazy here. almost every car is one of these beasts. my car is very low to the ground and learning to drive at night has been learning to look down when there's one coming up behind me because their headlights beam directly into my car because theyre so high up

if i had a drink for every time i saw a bigass car and thought "if someone under 5 feet was in front of you theyd get run over" id have blacked out dead years ago

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if i had a drink for every time i saw a bigass car and thought "if someone under 5 feet was in front of you theyd get run over" id have blacked out dead years ago

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new drew gooden video is so real. headlights are too bright cars should have buttons we need to go BACK

#i could watch people complain about teslas for hours. i could complain about teslas for hours