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pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

#nobody is as evil as the fucking east india trading company #pirates of the caribbean

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GREEN DAY - DILEMMA

#i've had this song on a loop since it came out #i'm so excited for their new album <3 #green day

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ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be the faggot america

#as someone who listened to american idiot for the first time when she was like three… yes #green day

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me most of the time: i am constantly disappointed by the united states of america

me the second i hear the west wing theme song: FREEDOM🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸PATRIOTISM💥💥💥GOD BLESS AMERICA🗽🗽🗽*BALD EAGLE NOISES*🦅🦅🦅

#that sweeping orchestral score got me acting patriotic as fuck #the west wing

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[ unhinged of allison janney and rob lowe to decide to do the robot while josh is being told his father died ]

#i'm PISSING myself how did i not notice this #the west wing

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see the thing I really like about Josh Lyman is that he’s pathetic

#he's my special little princess <3 #the west wing

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this has been said a million times but I will literally never get tired of the way announcements/promos for good omens always have to hype it up and make it sound like some high stakes fantasy spectacular as though we don't know full well the actual plot is gonna be like. aziraphale and crowley do a little dance. aziraphale and crowley put on silly outfits. aziraphale and crowley drive around in a car.

#they're just little guys #good omens

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I couldn't make it stop... I couldn't make it stop...

#i am so normal about this episode #the west wing

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being a west wing fan is such an ordeal like why are my blorbos a bunch of white middle aged democrats and baby dule hill

#I LITERALLY SAY THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY #the west wing

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I love the west wing fandom of 2023. Someone will make a gifset of a 40 year old man standing in a doorway and within minutes it’ll have dozens of reblogs tagged “screaming crying throwing up”

#and what about it??? #the west wing

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so i blasted through season 1 of the west wing this past week and they are literally my family…

#i just finished season two and i'm so unwell about them #shaking and crying over this art style btw #the west wing

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one of my all-time favorite pieces of television writing is in the west wing pilot when c.j., the press secretary, asks "is there anything i can say except for 'the president rode his bike into a tree'?" and leo, the chief of staff, responds "the president, while riding a bicycle on his vacation in jackson hole, came to a sudden arboreal stop"

#nothing will ever be as funny as this show #the west wing

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THE WEST WING - "THE STATE DINNER" ↳  donna + touching josh's bow tie

#this seems like a good way to hard launch the fact that i’m now obsessed with the west wing #the west wing

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I loved how Hunter B-15 and Sylvie treated Mobius like a widower after Loki was gone

#they knew #loki

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hey don't cry loki became yggdrasil and it's a fitting end to his narrative because remember when odin told him his birthright was to die and now he's the tree of life and sure all loki's ever actually wanted was someone to love and accept him unconditionally and mobius did that and now they're separated for eternity and loki will watch mobius from a distance for the rest of his life never getting to touch him or be with him hey i said don't cry why are you crying

#i think i will cry actually #loki

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you'll make it back.

#LET HIM GET A LITTLE FOREHEAD KISS #loki

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lokius is truly the most absurd ship dynamic because it's just. the all-powerful time-traveling norse god of mischief is absolutely smitten with. jet ski owen wilson.

#they're so fucking ridiculous it's actually unbelievable #loki