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To my dearest darling @bihansthot HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!! May Bi-Han and Noob forever rail you into a squishy, sticky, blissful mess. I love you <3

#Solar bear

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Well hello, Mr Black 👀

Erron Black

From this Twitter: ManWithNoGame45

#mortal kombat #Erron Black #Ride That Cowboy #Yeehaw #MK11

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He's fucking magnificent *sigh*

#Mortal Kombat #Mortal Kombat 11 #MK11 #Johnny Cage #Shang Tsung

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Cullen in his concept armour

BioWare knew what they were doing when they cut this... it's too powerful.

#cullen rutherford #commander cullen #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #Cullen Stanton Rutherford

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This is just too sexy. More angry Johnny needed, NRS!

#Mortal Kombat #Mortal Kombat 11 #MK11 #Johnny Cage #Angry Daddy

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Let those hotties smoothly catch your dream valentine!

no returns

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Dumpling Slut Bi-Han 🤭

Magnificent as always, and it's 100% kanon

My aforementioned lovely corn chowder. Bi-Han is a lucky man lol though let’s be honest he’d probably fall for anyone who can cook after all those years of repetitive gunk from the Lin Kuei. I imagine they fed for optimal nutrition and muscle mass not for delicious variety. Here’s some silly food related headcanons for fun.

Bi-Han refuses to eat chicken breasts or steamed vegetables anymore. He still eats congee though even though he had it basically everyday for breakfast. He draws the line at boiled chicken breasts though. Absolutely not. He’ll get his protein from other animals thank you.

Bi-Han is pretty good about eating a balanced diet most of the time but after being so deprived for so many years he definitely splurges, often. He loves fatty meats like pork and duck, especially eating them roasted, he’ll happily pack them away with plenty of rice. He reluctantly eats the bok choy that often accompanies the dishes.

He’s also a complete slut for dumplings, but I’ve talked about that a lot. His love of them comes from fond memories of helping his mother make them as a child. He’s gotten really good at making them at this point in his life and has branched out to dumpling adjacent items like baozi. He loves making char siu bao on the weekends for his s/o.

He’s a pretty decent cook and doesn’t mind cooking for you if you need a day off but he prefers his partner cooking for him. It’s not a misogyny thing it’s just a he’s had to do everything for himself his whole life thing, so even if he won’t admit it he loves his partner doting on him. He’ll do the dishes without you having to ask though.

#mortal kombat #Bi-Han #OG Sub-Zero #Sub-Zero #Noob Saibot #Dumpling Slut #bi han x sol #solar bear

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NRS forget that Johnny is an amazing martial artist :(

#Mortal Kombat #Mortal Kombat 11 #MK11 #Johnny Cage #Wet Daddy

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This is incredible

Fancy Cullen ☆

This is based off a J. C. Leyendecker Painting as kind of an art study - additionally the flower Cullen has in his jacket is elderflower. 

#dragon age #cullen #cullen rutherford #Cullen Stanton Rutherford

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🤣🤣🤣

If they don’t have triangluar shoulder pads, it’s not a Mortal Kombat character.

#Mortal Kombat #Johnny Cage

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OMG baaaaabies 😭 I love them

Thank you @bihansthot ❤️❤️❤️

Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦

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🤣🤣🤣

I love your Johnny posts. It always makes me happy to find other Cage lovers. And he'd love us making heart eyes at him 🤣

AHHH THANK YOU! ❤️❤️❤️ And ditto!

Lmao. The man would definitely take pride in that, he's an attention whore for sure.

#fromthewifecage #Johnny Cage #Mortal Kombat #I Love It

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Punchy Johnny showing off those guns. Daaaaamn 😍

#Mortal Kombat #Mortal Kombat 11 #MK11 #Johnny Cage

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Can I lick your popsicle, Grandmaster Cage? 😍

#mortal kombat #johnny cage #Cryomancer Johnny YES #He's so happy with his popsicle

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Thank you @bihansthot ❤️

Look at those tiddies, gonna honk those boys 😻

Johnny Cage (Nasty Boy)

I know that last one is pretty funny.

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Pls credit me when repost/used. 🖤

#mortal kombat #johnny cage #mortal kombat 11 #Johnny Got Big Tiddies

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Oh fuck...

#Mortal Kombat #Mortal Kombat 11 #MK11 #Johnny Cage #Cowboy Johnny Black #Yee Haw

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😍 ::jumps on you:: Hey Daddy 😘