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This Friday's meme is: the perfect being
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Stuff like this radicalizes me. How is this the best system we have?
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not only is my new thesaurus terrible, but it’s also terrible
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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO
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which is definitely not an omen
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hope is a skill
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The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think
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I'm gonna start a new aesthetic, it's called "badpunk". It's an alternate retro sci-fi look except all the technology is terrible and looks bad. Somebody add pictures, I need examples.
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It’s either be yourself or pee yourself dude
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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My dad’s name is Kermit so he thinks it’s funny to post things like this
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did this last night
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