So the 27th is really long, so sending it in parts. So let me start off with I am a Larrie, and have been for five years. I recently became a sous chief at this very very private supper club in downtown LA. We are know for being very quite and super discreet. Additionally we are farm to table organic. So I just JUST got off work, the best day of my life (i’ll explain below) and checked twitter and saw the baby pic. My friend, a Larrie as well, called and was really upset so I want +++
++I want to tell this to everyone because this JUST FUCKING HAPPENED and made my night. So yesterday we got a call about a party of 2 for 8 PPM (LA time) for the night of the 27th. Around 8:15 the party showed up(their waitress is my friend) and it was Harry and Louis. According to her, they were wearing black skinines, louis was in red vans and a navy shirt w/jumper, and harry had a white button down w/his hair up in a bun and glasses that he never used. They were sat in the way back corner ++
++ and talked alot but almost whispering. She said it was super cute to see, because their legs were intertwined a bit under the table and Harry, until the food came, was leaning across the table with his hand on Louis. She said they talked a lot, and seemed very intense, like looking into each others eyes a lot. I can tell you, since I helped make it, that Harry got a salmon dish with herbed orzo and Louis got a apricot pork tenderloin dish with saffron risotto. +++
++According to my friend, they shared their food a lot, like letting the other taste this or that. Louis really liked the orzo apparently. And when Harry tried the risotto Louis almost knocked their water’s over. That caused them both to laugh really loudly. For dessert they got jasmine creme brûlée with lavender infused whip cream. This probably is really boring, but they were just a normal couple and were in their own little world. And they seemed really happy together, always touching ++
++somehow, whether legs or hands. When they finished the meal they came back to the kitchen and thanked us… I shook their freaking hands! They were very sweet and Harry really liked the lavender whip cream. He said he was tempted to use it as lotion haha. That made Louis fond so hard! Anyways they left thru the kitchen. And I 100% believe that that baby pic was taken by Harry and that if this doesn’t bother them it shouldn’t bother us.
i had a dream that mentions of magic were banned so harry potter had to be reprinted with “wizard” replaced with “cool guy” and any mention of a magic spell replaced with “sweet trick”