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I May Be An Idiot, But Im Not Stupid
Claire. 25. Tired. She/her
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i need to press that man like a flower. get in the book boy
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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker
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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.
You must unlearn this.
You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.
If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.
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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement
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some of your goofy asses for the past 20 years
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me...
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you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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the earth didn’t have to give us meadows of poppies, but she did!!
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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....
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