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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#op be honest are you a cartoon??? #5 IS EXCESSIVE????? #5 is the MINIMUM to me…….. #i just went through my pants shelf and gave away 8 pairs 😐 and i still have like… 15-20……. #okay actually 15-20 might be a conservative estimate. oh my god #(don’t kill me they’re mostly thrifted and one of my main character traits is always wearing a funky little outfit)

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(opening a square of this every day for like 38 days was both torturous AND the most fun ever. btw)

a winter throwback

so i recently remembered i never posted this! i made it late last year as part of a birthday/seeing-each-other-for-the-first-time gift for @freetheworms, it was a lil advent calendar-type thing that they got to open each day to get the full picture!

#YOURE STILL SO INSANE FOR THIS ONE!!!! #all the little details… the yellow nails… the switching hats.. and scarves… i’m SO #i am SHAKING U and also kissing u on the mouth #and lol lmao #was definitely too lost in the excitement sauce to remember you should probably post this on tungle akcnsjfs #good omens #beeposting!

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Meet me at the hollow log

#WAH!!! LOOK AT THEM…. #meet me at the hollow log…. #beeposting!

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wiles? thwarted

#BEE HOW DARE U POST THIS AND NOT TELL ME!!!!! #screaming crying throwing up as always!!!! love to celebrate neck kissing week #also. ASS FRECKLES. that is all #good omens #beeposting!

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*booktok voice* Do you want to read a gay story about two guys who speedrun enemies to lovers, go against their designed nature by being together, who become unstoppable fighting side by side to much dismay of the gods who created them? Do you want to see one of them eaten alive by the grief for his lover when he dies from a godsent sickness? A book about someone fighting so hard for a chance at eternal life that he doesn't notice he is throwing away the precious time he has got, filling it with agony? Well, in the  2100 BCE poem of Gilgamesh-

#YESSSSS EPIC OF GILGAMESH MENTION #the original literary gays #i am obliged once again to mention my uni essay on how gay they were for which i got over 90% #gilgamesh #queue left me on a mountain

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good news everyone! he’s still out there, and in lieu of being able to get taller boots, he has started using LARGER TEXT

#YALL I AM SCREAMING. CANT BELIEVE I JUST SAW THIS LIVING LEGEND IN THE WILD #actually. i can’t believe bee just stumbled onto this four hundred THOUSAND note post about a guy i saw in the wild in january #what a special day #i hate rubber boots guy

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My cat has to wear a cone this week and it made me think of an angel whose halo is a cone.

#BEE HAS JUST SHOWN ME CONE ANGEL #(bc my son also has a cone of shame rn due to STEPPING ON THE HOT STOVE LIKE A BEAUTIFUL DUMMY AND MAKING ME TAKE HIM TO EMERGE ON A SUNDAY) #AND I AM OBSESSED. SAD SAD CONE ANGEL. HE IS SO SAD!!! #can’t believe i had never seen this before

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Joey Batey at the table reading for season 4 of Netflix's The Witcher.

#plsss not him giggling like a schoolgirl #also making the face from my pfp in that second one #wah i missed this #queue left me on a mountain #the witcher

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And I would like to spend... (the eternity with you)

#this one makes me sick to my stomach (affectionate) #love the negative space #good omens #queue left me on a mountain

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#yooooooooooo #queue left me on a mountain

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there is nothing casual about me pleaseee let me see your organs 😭😭😭😭

#hannibal #queue left me on a mountain

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

#so true…… #now if you’ll excuse me i’m off to bed #queue left me on a mountain

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#spirited away just because i was like 7 or 8 when i watched it for the first time. so i watched it 4 times in a row #kikis delivery service i had on VHS but i think i was too young to form long term memories when i first watched it #special place in my heart for castle in the sky too. something about it haunted me as a child #also shocked that princess mononoke isn’t here #studio ghibli

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the patron saint of worms that died on concrete

#i did WHAT #queue left me on a mountain

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I’m sweating through my eyes 😭

#oh my GOD #this is canon to me #good omens #queue left me on a mountain

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(whispering to the flight attendant) fantastic... very helpful. i've noticed you're wearing the same clothing as several other people... why is that

#possibly THEE most harry du bois coded post #queue left me on a mountain

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wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.

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