bro i just bought a house with my two best friends. life is incredible and it's only possible through lesbians
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they're seizing leftist posters phones in iowa city for talking shit on twitter. i fucking hate living in iowa but someone has to
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sorry the new uniform for all girls is black metal long sleeve and basketball shorts with a biiig hole in the pocket
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so cool that i can tick footjob off my list now
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please wife feel better soon. please
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so there's a reverse friendgriup to my main one that's made up of tboys instead of tgirls (we are all friends. but there is a loose divide) and i notice that some of them are going through the classic "all my friends are so hot i want to have sexual tension running through all my close friendships and fuck my best friends" thing. which is something that i (and a lot of my transfem friends) have gone through at some point about a year ago probably, and which i had assumed was a mostly transfem experience. it's kind of cute to see all these transmascs go through this same trend (as a group) in the same way i did. i hope they can deal with this is a healthy way and that this doesn't blow up in their faces, which i see soooooo often unfortunately. it happened to me!
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she on my dick like flies on a box of fruit
slick rick said treat em like a prostitute
(this is how my friends are starting their screamo set this saturday)
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thank god i have a freaky butch holding me down idk how i would cope otherwise
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you need antioxidants to help decrease the residual inflammation in your body and you will start feeling more energy!! nuts and berries, etc. hope you feel better!
you are an angel ily
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i've been extremely tired since i got covid (likea month ago) and it fucking sucks jesus. i can only hope things somehow get better
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fyi i am a sober monogamous trans woman with a lot of irl friends and i wear kn95 masks everywhere and my mind is quite stable
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there's like 4 (plus some borderline) straightedge people here and we could be lost without them
since almost no one is straight edge in my city, i might start bringing a lighter for my friends who smoke out of pure solidarity… who said edge assholes can’t be nice!!!
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simple joy:
this monkey path is so straight and clean it looks machine-made
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[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]
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sobriety rules dude
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