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the thing about sports is no faith is faith wasted because- I could go into every game believing my team will lose and be proven right or I could go into every game believing my team will win and be proven wrong and either way it won't have any material effect on my life. and there's always a chance I'll go into a game believing my team will win and they'll prove me right, so I might as well take that chance.

#this tbh #hockey

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[Auston] Matthews was asked about any of his favourite Tkachuk stories and he shared the fact that the Calgary youngster is notorious for sending his own highlights to everyone else.

Not the night they happen or anything, but old highlights to remind them what he’s capable of or how he beat them in the past. It’s a pretty funny tactic and he has to be one of the first players to use it. (Article)

#HES THE MOST ANNOYING MAN ALIVE #hockey

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“We love each other.” - Matty Beniers

“We love everyone in this locker room.” - Vince Dunn

“We’re playing for each other.” - Morgan Geekie

Your 2022-2023 Seattle Kraken

#they really said friendship wins over it all #friendship will push us forward #they’re insane! off the wall #hockey

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TELL THEM TAYLOR. rip it’s RIGGED the stanley cup and the nhl are canadaphobic. poor meow meow canadian teams uwu

#this sport has the biggest hardon for canadians and white men like pls #<- prev #you’re so right #be better. idk!! #hockey

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there he is… supporting women’s basketball

#little girl boss #hockey #basketball

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i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

#HFKJSBFKDVTKDNKTNF #general

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[looking good]

#rotating him in my mind #hockey

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#kinda obsessed #general

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A Day in the Life of Matthew Tkachuk (or "When you're so excited you drop f-bombs on national television")

#hockey

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bob’s celly!! ft. monty <3 east 2nd round, game 5 panthers @ leafs 230512

#I LOVE YOU SOOOOOO MUCH BOB #hockey

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Round 2 Game 5 | FLA @ TOR 5.12.23

#crying shaking #hockey

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wildly amused by every player that has to do media claiming they are simply Not Bothered by matthew tkachuk and they all know what he's trying to do and it Will Not Work on them all the while clenching their teeth and making it exceedingly obvious they are Extremely Bothered by it

#he is the most annoying man alive I cannot get enough #i want to clone him #hockey

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me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

#general

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Matthew on the ice: 🤨🤬😠😤✊👊🧤

Matthew off the ice: 🥰❤️😍☺️🥹🐰

#this second image…?!?? #come out boy it’s ok #hockey

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fjklsdjfklsdjfklsdjfklds i love you mitch

#people are getting so mad about this while both of them are just. teehee #literally :D and :} #hockey players are freaks #hockey

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We’re gonna do this the cardiac cat way huh.

#panthers lb

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crackers on this site will just say shit like this without thinking

#i Hope every blue state liberal from a major city gets hit with a mallet #your hatred of the south and rural areas doesn’t help ANYONE #general