fowbaoyh

[fowbaoyh]

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Anger is best served hot. Jealousy needs to be with a salad. Happiness should be served raw and bleeding.

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[fowbaoyh]

[fowbaoyh]

As weather warms up and we are more likely to go outside, be careful when turning anything over! You never know what may be underneath, such as snakes, spiders, your weird uncle Greg, scorpions, the betrayal of losing your childhood best friend, or other creatures!

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[fowbaoyh]

Sabotage is an anagram of base goat, which is one of those fancy slang phases the kids are using nowadays. You're a little too old to be using such slang. Frankly your attempts to connect with the youth instead of finding your self are pathetic. I know who I am. I'm the one who knits tiny dresses for spiders using their own silk. I'm the one who enjoys using your shower when you're not home and clogging the drain with my long silvery hair. I'm the one who uses that hair to knit little hats for you that I put on your head whilst you sleep and take pictures of for Instagram likes #basegoat

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[fowbaoyh]

Tomorrow is a trap set by those with the privilege to be patient. Do what you must today. Take today in your teeth and shake it. Good.

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[fowbaoyh]

One day you will look in the mirror and not recognise the person you see there. It will be a stranger. It will be someone with a grinning mouth full of too many teeth. It will be.

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[fowbaoyh]

There is a civil war going on between the left over food clogging your drain and the moss growing on the pipes under the sink.

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[fowbaoyh]

Books are real and you can hug them. They don't mind.

[fowbaoyh]

You need more sunlight Lovepreet. I've taken down your curtains and fashioned them into swans, like a fancy hotel does with your towels but with less viscera.

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[fowbaoyh]

Look, I know the fruit flies have formed a union, but if you don't show them you have authority here you'll never have a clean kitchen again. Here's a flamethrower.

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[fowbaoyh]

What? I don't post often enough? I do have a life you know, Greg. Not like you. You need some hobbies. For example, wasp keeping. Just keep some wasps in a jar in your bedroom. I'm sure they won't be mad about that. Wasps are very tame and loved to be petted.

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[fowbaoyh]

Ivy is bad for the structure of the house. You should really stop inviting her over.

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[fowbaoyh]

The weather outside is frightful. But this fire I set in your living room is so delightful. Take your loved ones and go. Let it snow let it snow let it snow...

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[fowbaoyh]

I've taught the mice to Walz. The roaches to rumba. The spiders to salsa. The silverfish's ballet routine needs a little work though.

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[fowbaoyh]

You may ask, but Faceless Old Woman, what about those who don't have homes? A home is anything and anywhere. If your home is the streets then so is mine and I'll keep you company out there.

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[fowbaoyh]

You keep trying to make sense of what I do when in our home. Documenting what I do and when and what you think you did to warrant it. As if I were some common poltergeist, or a cat.

You tell me that I don't pay rent and so have no rights to the food you buy, either to eat or to spill it. Personally, I think the crushed up cereals I used to create elaborate rangoli patterns on your freshly swept kitchen floor really added something to the house.

This is my home too. It will always be my home too. No matter how much you protest. Also, I delight in not being understood so - good luck with that.

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[fowbaoyh]

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses