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there starting to beer sell in packs of 5 but its the same packaging as before and the 6th slot now has a rare exotic egg in it with blue and yeloow stripes and poka dots

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beer before liquor: adorn a vest of wicker

liquor before beer: the wraith draws near

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Lolo the only survivor after the bombing of her house. All we are left with is my niece. I cannot bear losing her after I lost my brother. Please, we suffered from bombing, hunger, and displacement. Help me get out of the war zone to safety. You are our only hope for survival. Please donate or share the link.

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wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

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kicked out of another chess club for repeatedly sneaking my new piece 'the warlock' onto the board

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although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

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Heartbreak.

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start reading and watching stuff made by sickos or else you will be stuck with what is popular with teens on the internet forever

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*salmon arguing on the internet voice* good argument. unfortunately for you i have already depicted you as the virgin ocean stage salmon and me as the chad spawning salmon

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dream job is pair of eyeballs that fly around and look at shit

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My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

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if you destroy the illusion magic holding my physical form together youll find a single withering parsnip in its place

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post

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they thells she shells by the he whore