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forwantofacalling · 5 minutes
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pronouncing procrastinator like it's a dr doofenshmirtz invention
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forwantofacalling · 17 minutes
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society is actually wrong. u can like poem and talk about it to ur friends
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forwantofacalling · 2 hours
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forwantofacalling · 2 hours
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The funny thing about sex scene discourse is that people act like they're all exactly the same. Imagine if we talked about any other kind of scene in a movie like that. Oh I hate fight scenes they're never necessary. Post cancelled I think I've heard people saying that let me start over. Hmm
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forwantofacalling · 2 hours
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forwantofacalling · 6 hours
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Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick
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forwantofacalling · 7 hours
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Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.
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forwantofacalling · 7 hours
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As a writer, I love going back through the comments I've gotten on AO3. I promise that the minute you take of your time has been appreciated for hours/months/years
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forwantofacalling · 7 hours
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As a writer, I love going back through the comments I've gotten on AO3. I promise that the minute you take of your time has been appreciated for hours/months/years
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forwantofacalling · 7 hours
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As a writer, I love going back through the comments I've gotten on AO3. I promise that the minute you take of your time has been appreciated for hours/months/years
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forwantofacalling · 7 hours
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I had too much sugar
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forwantofacalling · 7 hours
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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forwantofacalling · 8 hours
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forwantofacalling · 8 hours
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"oh, you act so romantic with your friends-" SHUT UP! I CAN ACT ALL MUSHY AND SWEET WITH MY FRIENDS, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT!? COWARD! YOU DON'T SHOWER YOUR FRIENDS IN AFFECTION AND LOVE!? YOU'RE WEAK! WEAK AND PATHETIC!
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forwantofacalling · 8 hours
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What happens when you have heated tile flooring
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forwantofacalling · 8 hours
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people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends
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