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Out of Touch

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Summer’s here ☀️

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Well no shit that it shuts people up, because it’s a false equivalency and not worth arguing over if someone unironically believes that (as if throwing the “you’re racist” card for no reason means you’re right). You can compare literally anything to slavery or the holocaust, it doesn’t make it analogous.

Now if you want a real comparison to slavery, let’s talk about the American prison industrial complex.

Weird how pointing out "not a real human" rhetoric is exactly what slavery defenders used shuts people up real quick.

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how is the kentucky derby not trending on here?? the horse with the lowest odds wins and immediately starts biting everything in its sight, that sounds like a tumblr legend to me

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my favourite adhd / general executive dysfunction feeling is when you become very consciously aware that you are bored and there is nothing interesting left on the 5 social media apps you’ve been cycling around for the past hour and finally a small logical part of your brain goes “hey! perhaps at this point it might actually be more fun to do one of the productive things you’ve been putting off!” and you’re this close to going oh huh yeah maybe that’s true! and getting up to do some housework or read a book or something when a far louder part of your brain goes “NO WAIT!!!! maybe THIS time when we refresh tumblr…. it will be interesting again” and you’re like “ohhhh right sorry for doubting you boss” & promptly get right back to doing fuck all

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Happy 67th birthday to Kermit the Frog 💚

I’m honestly impressed by how well he has aged. He looks better now than he did in 1955 

Muppet History

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Lucius’ absolute refusal to do anything that isn’t drawing, writing or being gay is such an unbelievable mood.

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The unexpected intimacy of having a scar in the same position as your crush.

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And the states that have the strictest abortion laws are the same ones that restrict a woman’s choice to get a tubal ligation.

One thing I haven't seen discussed in the abortion debate is the extreme difficulty of getting your tubes tied.

The sheer number of women told they need their husband's permission to do it, including hearing that if they're single, they need to FIND a husband and GET his permission

Women told they're not old enough in their 30s!

Women told that they'll change their minds, they'll regret it, blah blah.

Honestly, I think getting your tubes tied is potentially foolish and easily regrettable if you have time enough for your life to change significantly before menopause. Many women DO regret it. It isn't easily reversible. Etc etc etc.

But they're adults, they should be able to do what another adult thinks is an idiotic fuckup. They should be able to do it without a man's fucking permission, ESPECIALLY when men can get vasectomies any time they want. They should be able to do it without being over 35 before being considered adult enough.

I don't like it myself, but I'm not these women's mommy or their god, and I support their right to do any goddamn thing they want to themselves that isn't done out of actual insanity.

#needing your husbands consent is so stupid we are not children

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automatic Parmesan slicing

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Oh my god that's fucking hilarious

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Blackbeard renounces piracy to serve the Crown?

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