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It’s begun

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Sitting here wondering if the real reason everyone was avoiding the Cullens was cos a group of students who talk older than they say they are and look like they’re in their twenties are clearly Narcs

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i’m still confused as to why laurent was a good guy in the first book but then in the second he just,,, was evil? what?

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new moon be like

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esme, pushing open the dusty old living room drapes, letting some sunshine into carlisle and edward’s shabby little depression den:

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gonna tell my kids this was twilight

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1 am. im throwing rocks against gods window. she opens. I tell her “you fucked up with vampires. they should be real.” she politely reinverts every atom in my body, thusly undefining me and beginning anew with a fresh physical form. im a hamster now. my opinion does not change.

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🍕 i love edward lol

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Jessica (while she and Mike are "off" again for the 3rd time): guys only want one thing and it's disgusting

Bella (nodding sagely): Marriage.

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twilight and new moon talking to the other movies

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i’m gonna say it:

bella and edward’s dance at the prom was more romantic than their entire wedding

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men really just walk around topless spitting on the ground and i have to just drive past and not run them over??? ridiculous 

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hey did bella and edward ever sit down and talk about what it felt like for him to die of spanish influenza or was that like a trigger for him and off limits

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yknow i saw an article that was like “robert pattinson standing strong against the batman hate! :)” and im like. you fools. you absolute clowns. don’t you know who you’re dealing with? you realize this is the man who waded through all of the twilight hate? with stride? basically brushed it off of his shoulder immediately? even as a non twilight fan in the early 2000s i knew this man would never succumb to the words of the simple minded. batman criticism means nothing to him. he cannot be defeated now. youve cast the perfect impermeable wall. he’s too powerful and we’re at his mercy

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alice, upon having her vision in breaking dawn:

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#wrong movie, cedric