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Suda51 jacking the hell off. Reblog to help him cum!
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*infested with reggaeton spirit* i want to party with girls world wide
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"they must have been on drugs when they made this!" = dismissive assumption
"they must have been eating rotisserie chicken when they made this!" = insightful deduction
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so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you
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jaw dropping moment from return of ultraman episode 38
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let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.
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BLADE FACT #1
Blade was born in 1931
BLADE
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waddling barefoot up to the front counter at a restaurant rubbing my belly and mumbling "so hungry... starving ..."
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The biggest wettest eyes a creature ever had
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when i was a kid and i heard the word boysenberry i thought they were saying poisonberry and i was like WHY on earth would you make a pie out of poisonberries
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