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i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside
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Honestly....they say Magnus isnt a comedy. But I mean? between martin playing 20 questions with the embodiment of conspiratorial fear and john trying to give a pep talk opening with "well...if you fell you wouldnt die" Im dead
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Honestly.... same Martin. "What if we just GRAB him" while this guy is just floating and speaking in tongues. Eyes glowing.
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how is any of this considered blogging
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(lives in your house and knocks things off the table) lol (eats a plastic bag) lmao
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Gonna start random discourse now. Living in a two-story house is elitist. Moving to a foreign country is cultural appropriation. And stop saying something is "easy", you are slutshaming the task
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People who like rocks see cool rocks everywhere. People who like birds see interesting birds everywhere. The tree on your yard could be an exceptional specimen. The world around you could be amazing and magical, but you aren’t enough of a nerd to see it.
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tag urself: fibre crafts edition
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i just made a quiz :)
if you would like to know which unpopular archetype you are, feel free to check it out!
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- TRASH BLESSINGS -
A series of pieces based off of common urban fauna with the aim of reminding people of traits in them we could all do well emulating sometimes, and celebrating the ability of nature to carve out a place in any environment.
Interested in seeing these on patches or pins? Please send me a message! If there’s enough interest, I’ll look into the cost of having them made.
[REDBUBBLE COLLECTION] // [COMMISSIONS]
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Animals that have no teeth, thoughts?
this is me and you right now
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i arrive at the gay bar in full butch getup and i look like super hot like trust me and i start buying chocolate milk for the femmes at the bar…..between my striking good looks and my generosity concerning tasteful dairy products i have impressed them greatly and after an hour of chatting I make my move. i reach into my pocket and remove a large, gorgeous lichen affixed to a piece of bark from its protective herbarium packet that I have concealed in my pants pocket. “it’s a symbiotic relationship between a fungus and an algae,” i begin,
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