they should invent giving me the perfect job without applying or interviewing
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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
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this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real
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Likes me a man that can cook
🥰 yet another Senshi because I’m enamored w that dwarf
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DAISY GILARDINI PHOTOGRAPHY
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they should invent talking with a friend that doesnt require a conversation topic or the ability to otherwise come up with things to say
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Damn, that's. That's rough. Hey uh, asking for no reason in particular, have you ever heard of Poke Pelago? Yeah, the minigame thing with the beans. You haven't used it? Yeah, it is pretty optional. I'd recommend maybe, uh, maybe you should give it a try? Just trust me on this one, okay?
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CZy0jPjJUT4
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THE NARRATOR WAS HOMER!!!! I REPEAT; THE NARRATOR WAS HOMER!!!!
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sorry about my constant depressive episodes. its just that i have issues and also problems
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nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions
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