please bruise me. i am so pretty and bruisable. i am such a good boy and i want you to hurt me. i love it sooo much when you hurt me. arent my whimpers so cute? you can turn them into moans if you want. i am so goddamn needy, please. i can beg for you. ill do anything-
enkidu and gilgamesh, presumably on their way to the cedar forest to slay humbaba, after which everything was fine, a-okay even, and nothing went wrong
I love house md. it’s gay, its homophobic. it’s ableist, it has some of the best disability representation I’ve seen. medical malpractice and felonies are committed pretty much every episode, some of these aren’t even related to the case. for as bonkers as everything gets it never stops being a medical drama. it a fucking sherlock adaptation
Y’ALL STFU AND LOOK AT THIS SHIT I DESIGNED IN 3 DAYS IN A FUGUE STATE
Edit for interested parties asking after the pattern, I’m in the process of writing it up then I’ll need do a test call then it will be available on my Etsy 👄🦐 (edit 2: yes it will be graded to plus sizes I ain’t no hack bitch)
edit no. mambo no. 5 etc if u wanna help me gather good measurements data for the grading process, then L-5XL people pls go fill out this google form <3