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Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’

My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid

Me: yessirrrr

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I finally got around to finishing this doodle? Line art? Madness? After having it taped to my wall for months unfinished.

And progression pics below.

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

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Bothering the beast

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

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If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious

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i love men so much i feel like im going to puke

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It's awesome to see these sweet boys sharing a sensitive giggle

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I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

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list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

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I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs