floofhoof
FloofHoof
ranked #5 in the world in overwatch 3 800lbs age 239 he/him/creature/your pronouns now belong to me himbo boyfailure creature from underground undertale was based on me true story boyfailure meowskulls is my gf for realsies no cap rattrap from powerrangers is my bf for realsies no cap sombra from overwa i mean MLP is my bf this ones fake I own 25 twilight sparkles i swearsies this ones real ive watched the entirety of Venture Bros over 20 times go wwatch gow go watch venture bros pleas go watch boyfailure I have Autism 2: the Squeakquel my bench PR is 163.333333333 doezen eggs 1st day on tumblr, i own it now handjob* :3 STOP MICROWAVING IT you should watch Bones (2005) free on Hulu without ads anyways go check out @lovelycatdraws they keep me going pfp by @lovelycatdraws
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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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Unethical dentist who cums in your mouth but her horrible assistant immediately sucks it out with her wretched tube
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I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...
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I always thought the scene was really funny because these are some of the shittiest parents in the entire show, maybe you should like talk to your daughter at some point so you have an inkling of her interests instead of consulting a bunch of random children while watching her from a distance and jumping to conclusions??? I feel like this is the joke though because they're dressed like rich out of touch parents that have zero interest in their children outside of how they're doing in school. :3
They thought their kid was a murder prodigy lmao
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greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!
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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
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Rattrap’s transmetal alt is not my favorite thing but it is funny seeing Dinobot use him as a little vehicle
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Guy who has to do everything around here voice: “I gotta do everything around here!”
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I'm gonna spend my next paycheck on a bigger tank, some more decorations/toys, and a heat lamp
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