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family photo of my 2 brain cells and the thought that they worked so hard to produce

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The enjoyment I get from removing the wax packaging from a lil cheese wheel is immediately aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a treat. I’m just an ape and the babybel cheese people are my enrichment team

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sappho fragment 80 (l-p 126)

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i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

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your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

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“You are what you eat,” said The Blue Fairy, unwisely.

Pinnocchio turned sly eyes upon the elementary school.

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some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house

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the f in frog stands for friendship

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he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

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Murder me in an overgrown greenhouse of an old estate during a thunderstorm or don’t waste my fucking time.

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