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All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.
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Today's Schleich is:
14326 Black Bear Cub
2004 - 2010
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i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine鈥檚 here is my review
wendys
what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade.
what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?
rating: 3/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart
cook out
what i had: hot dog and shake
what i thought: holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik
rating: 5/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys
steak n shake
what i had: you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!
what i thought: siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life
rating: 4/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly
cracker barrel
what i had: friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what i thought: there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country
rating: 2/5. scary torture cabin
costco
what i had: piza slice
what i thought: i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.
rating: ???/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all
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Happy tired and a little on edge Tuesday
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this man has never sat or stood in a way that is normal in his entire life
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What are you doing here? Looking for shells?
Ursula Andress as HONEY RYDER Dr. No (1962)
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DR. NO | 1962
"World domination, same old dream. In England, our sanitariums are full of men who think they are聽Napoleon. Or God."
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s01e07 Angel
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how it feels finding a cool base location in minecraft
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Rule number 1..... Is that u gotta hav funn
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mesmerized by this move she pulled
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The "Save me X" meme is such an integrated part of my brain now that I just go around chanting it in my head constantly. Save me nice clean sheets. Save me YouTube drawing tutorial. Save me Aldi's frozen Bavarian pretzel. And you know what? They do.
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using AI to make people say things is lame. nothing will top this masterpiece
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This is Suad Ahmad. You can read her full story here.
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Suad is a successful engineer and professor from Gaza. On top of her professional accomplishments, Suad found out she is pregnant. Sadly, a week later, the occupation began bombing Gaza and planning an invasion.
Suad鈥檚 home and workplace were destroyed, and she and her husband鈥檚 family were displaced. While living in a cramped tent and subjected to the elements, Suad became extremely sick with gastroenteritis, a dangerous condition during pregnancy. Food is scarce, and they are all suffering malnourishment.
Suad鈥檚 due date is coming very soon, and she wants her baby to have a better life than the one she鈥檚 living now. She is trying to evacuate to Egypt, where she and her family will be safer and healthier.
The campaign has been open for several weeks, but has received almost no support. We are trying to get Suad and her family evacuated before she gives birth, so we have only a few weeks left. Please help give Suad and her family a better future. If you cannot give, please reblog this post and repost the link across all of your social media accounts.
Thank you
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