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Wow this is amazing

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Something like this would be so colossally helpful. I'm sick and tired of trying to research specific clothing from any given culture and being met with either racist stereotypical costumes worn by yt people or ai generated garbage nonsense, and trying to be hyper specific with searches yields fuck all. Like I generally just cannot trust the legitimacy of most search results at this point. It's extremely frustrating. If there are good resources for this then they're buried deep under all the other bullshit, and idk where to start looking.

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Send my muse one of the following

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Anonymously tell me what you think of me. Don't sugarcoat it. I am just genuinely intrigued.

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Alright guys, so the thing is I’m currently in the middle of looking for a new job but I don’t expect something to just jump into my lap right away so if y’all don’t mind lending me some extra support in the meantime, that would seriously help me out.

Here is the PayPal info.

Please place all orders in Private Message and if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask.

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lower-income people tend to be “hoarders” and richer people are able to do more “minimalist” living spaces. if u don’t have much, you will hold onto any little thing that comes across your way. you got a new tv, but you still keep the old tv because you know things can break. you keep extra boxes of macaroni and cheese lying around because there will be a week when you don’t have money for groceries. you hold onto your stacks of books and clothes for dear life. those are your assets. physical evidence of where your money’s gone. it’s hard to get rid of it. the bare wall is terrifying when you don’t have much.

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Reblog if it’s perfectly okay for an adult to prefer to watch to cartoons/animations instead of live action/reality tv

I’m trying to prove a point to my sister who is convinced that I, a 21 year old, should not be watching cartoons and animated programs.

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I'm just curious enough to try this. I'm not expecting anything to happen tho.

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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Reblog this last

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Reblog this second

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Reblog this first

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Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz. 

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the old giant sunflower and the little sunrose

It was just a normal day in the flower dimension. A dimension where plants, and all other life-forms had switched places. most notably was the squished between flowers, and humans. There was one flower in particular. who wasn't quite all flower. For you see they used to be a human. until what some people would call a tragedy. they however called it a happy beginning, but that's a story for another time.

Their name was Rosalyn. Rosalyn was almost 20, and they stood 5 foot 4. They were a mix of a sunflower, and a rose. they like to call their flower type a sunrose. They had the Anatomy of a human. Their skin was green except for their head, and the small spots of pink on their body. Their head was blue and covered in black fuzz. They Sported a pixie haircut. the shorter shaven parts were black fuzz, and the longer part was their petals. they have a lot of petals like a rose. Tho their petals were thin and pointed like a sunflower. They had black spots of fuzz all over their forehead, and some under each eye. other than that their face was void of it.

They normally wore a big blue Jean cloak. with a random t-shirt, jeans, and just any old pair of tennis shoes. they also wore a surgical mask with a drawn on smile, and these pouches. that look like leaves on a belt. Essentially the pouches looked like they were in the shape of severed limbs. Which was quite weird to be honest, but they love them. they were quite the mysterious little rugrat.         

They lived with three sunflowers: a little girl name Roxanne, a teenage boy named Ryan, and George who was hella old. George was quite tall for a sunflower. He was a whopping 12 ft tall. He had Noticeable wrinkles on his forehead, and his petals had started to wither, and lose their color. He wore a simple black jacket, a great t-shirt, and jeans. He was laying on the couch trying to take a nap. when Rosalyn pop their head in. they attendant to ask George question, but got a devious idea for a prank. when they noticed him sleeping. With a devious smile they began to stroke an imaginary beard, as they began to plot a prank. They couldn't help giggling to themselves at the idea. Before they could even decide if they would actually do the prank.

George grumbled  "I know you're in here shorty. Whatever you're planning on doing you can just forget about it." George glanced over at Rosalyn rubbing his eyes. He continue to speak a little louder. "I swear to God I will ground you if you try anything funny. I don't care how old you are."  George said in a Gruff voice with a sigh. He couldn't believe it. he was so close to sleeping. Now he would never fall asleep.

This caught Rosalyn off guard. They fidgeting with hands, as they spoke in a high-pitch voice "ooooooooooooohhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy Gramps. Illlll.... just came in here ....to ask yooooou aaaa question. Whaaat oon Earth would everr give..... yoooooou the idea I wasssss planning something" Rosalyn spoke hesitantly as they walk the all the way into the room. George just got up and rolled his eyes "oh please you were giggling. that's a Telltale sign you're up to mischief, and then there's the way you said oh hey George." George groaned. "What are you up to kid??" George ask raising a eyebrow in question. rather annoyed about his nap being interrupted.

Rosalyn shrink back as they look down at the ground. "ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh nnnnnnnooooooooottttttttthhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiinnnnngggggg." Rosalyn nervously squealed while rubbing the back of there neck. Then glanced at George who frown at them just waiting for the truth. "Okay find maybe when I came in here, and saw you sleeping on the couch. I might have I thought it would be funny to pull a prank on you. I hadn't thought much further than that. I really did just come in here to ask you a question. Do you hate me?" Rosalyn rambled nervously. they look like a little kid who had just been caught breaking a pot. George chuckle to himselves. Sometimes he just couldn't understand Rosalyn. "of course not" he spoke Softly.

Then changing his tone to a more serious one he continued. "but a fair word of advice don't you ever prank me. I might just have to prank you back, and I don't think you'll like that". he teased as he got up off the couch, and walked over to Rosalyn. He knelt down in front of them. Rosalyn still looked down at the ground unsure. George smiled "hey now don't give me that look. You may be a wee little monster, but I'll always care about you shorty." Rosalyn let out a sigh of relief. They giggled climbing up on to his knees. They had to stand on their tippy toes to hug him around the neck. They didn't have long enough arms to wrap-around to his back. so the neck would have to do.

"that's a relief. I promised l won't prank you Georgia"  Rosalyn chirped. George smiled, and hug the little tiny human sunrose.  "Anyways what's your question kiddo?" he ask ruffling up Rosalyn hair.  Rosalyn looked up at George with devious eyes. "Oh yeah!!!!!!!!! I almost forgot about that" Rosalyn squeaked hopping off of George's lap "Okay Gramps so on a scale from one to ten, how bad do you think it would be if". George interrupted Rosalyn question "at least a twenty." George teased. "Oh really you don't even know what I was going to say. how would you even know how bad it was going to be. Furthermore I said on a scale of one  to ten. not one to twenty. Ye old fartblossom"  Rosalyn spat out crossing their arms, and lightly stomping their foot on the ground. For dramatic effect as they turn their head to the side.

"oh I know because your nothing, but trouble you Wee Little monster." George chuckle, and procedure to tickle Rosalyn. Rosalyn burst out into laughter  "hahahahaha....I'm...haha.....  not...hahaha. troubhahaha st ha o haha."  Rosalyn tried to talk. "Hun  I can't understand you. I guess I don’t speak monster" George continued his tickle asalt.  Roselyn rolled away grinning ear-to-ear. "What I was trying to say daft old man is. I'm not the trouble monster  you are. I'm a sweet innocent angel"  Rosalyn sad makeing themselves look like sweet angel. " oh really now" George question with a raised eyebrow.  "Yes really" Rosalyn said Crossing there arms.

Then proceeded to teasingly punch George gently in the arm.  George grab his arm as if it were in actual pain "ow ow that hurt. I was right you are monster. A angel wouldn't punch me. I think I'm legitimate dying." George pretended howl in pain, as he collapsed on the floor. "stop being such a drama queen your not dying" Rosalyn squealed rolling their eyes  "no no I'm definitely dying definitely. in fact Goodbye cruel world blah" George stuck out his tongue, and stopped moving.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO Geoooorrrrgeeee geeeeeeet uuuuuuuuup, and be serioussssss. you still haven't answered my question." Rosalyn whined as they grabbed a hold of Georgia's arm, and tried pulling him up to no avail. George was too heavy for them to lift. Rosalyn sat on the ground, and stew for a bit. until they got a brilliant idea. "Well I guess if you're dead. you wouldn't mind if I drew on your face with permanent marker."

They joke deviously as They pulled out a red marker. uncapped it it, and held it over George's face. "don't you even think about it shorty" George snarled as he shot up off the ground like a lightning bolt.  unfortunately that cuz the marker to make contact with his skin. causing a big red streak to appear on his face. the Rosalyn couldn't keep themselves from laughing. "what are you laughing at shorty? what did you do?" George snapped.

Rosalyn realize their mistake, as George looked in the mirror. They proceeded to dash out the door while George just stared at his face. After a couple of moments George yelled out to Rosalyn.

"KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDD YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST DONE.  I'M GOING TO PLAY A PRANK ON YOU THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU'VE NEVER SEEN. I'M COMING FOR YOU SO WATCH YOUR BACK SUNROSR"

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reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

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Anonymously tell me what you think of me. Don't sugarcoat it. I am just genuinely intrigued.

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REBLOG IF IT’S OKAY FOR PEOPLE TO SLIP INTO YOUR MESSAGES TO TALK ABOUT THE PROBLEMS THAT THEY ARE FACING AND THAT YOU’RE WILLING TO HELP AND SUPPORT THEM AS MUCH AS YOU CAN

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Oh my thanks.

I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking

Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway. 

http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat