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ALPHA: Decor with a Purpose: Functional Bath Towels

These don’t really serve much purpose yet which is why I’m marking them as alpha while I figure out how to get them to do what I actually want. But I promised to upload them so here they are and if you feel inclined to give them a try and let me know about any issues you experience I would appreciate it.

For now sims can use them to change into a towel manually and use the hanging one to change out of a towel (which they will also do autonomously if left to their own devices). There are a few wet uncomfortable moodlets that this will remove as well.

See Patreon for more info and to download and test for free

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Southern Soul Dinner

I’m sharing a piece of my home with this one. Soul food originated and is popular amongst Black Americans and I wanted to share that with the sims.

In this set, you’re getting smothered turkey legs, skillet cornbread (honey optional), collard greens with ham hocks, baked mac & cheese, and a full plate of everything. 🤗

(Not responsible for any cravings :P) Enjoy!

Details:

Mesh: EA/Frankemeshed by Hollowbride

Tools: Blender & Sims 4 Studio

(5) item altogether

BGC (Deco Only)

Polygons: Low

TOU | DOWNLOAD (Patreon - Available on 11/27/21)

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Ghost of Tsushima - Izuhara scenery

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out of interest I just looked up transit directions in Google maps from my parents house to my house and it told me to drive 20 minutes to a park to ride bus station, wait 6 hours, get on several different busses, then get off and order a Lyft

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everyone go watch the resident evil trailer right now you cannot possibly fucking predict what song is in it

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post limit should be determined by your followers like there should be a button and if enough of them press it you’re done for the day

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Autumn is here, folks, and your local Iowan is here to remind you of the basic principles of Corn Maze Safety:

Make sure you go with a partner! You don’t want to be alone and lost in the maze!

Take a map! You may want to try navigate on your own, but it’s best to keep a guide handy in case you lose your way!

Bring a water bottle with a sealed top! It will keep you hydrated, and the closed top will stop any water from spilling on the thirsty corn. Remember, thirsty corn is docile corn!

Wear long sleeves! Although dead leaves aren’t quite as sharp as green leaves, they can still cut you. And they will, if you give them the chance.

If a stalk does draw blood, spill some water from your bottle on the ground near its roots and move on. Hopefully, the water will quench its thirst long enough for you to escape.

Be careful what you eat before you go into the maze! Avoid cornstarch, corn syrup, and all corn products. The corn can smell itself in your blood.

Remember, scarecrows are there for YOUR protection. As long as the corn thinks you’re with others, it won’t make any sudden moves.

If you see a scarecrow wave, wave back. It gets lonely, and you will too if you’re not kind.

If you are alone in a cornfield, pretend you’re talking to a friend! The plants have ears, but no eyes, and they are easily fooled. Get out before they catch wise!

The breeze is lying to you; don’t listen to it. It cannot lead you home.

If you’re lost, look to the sun for directions, not the shadows. The shadows like to watch you struggle.

Never, ever walk off the provided paths! The paths are safe routes carefully created by the farmer. If you leave the path, you may never see it again.

Keep an eye on the time while wandering! You don’t want to be in a cornfield after dark. You really don’t.

In a pinch, many people try praying to the Harvest God for assistance. This is often a poor choice; you’re just as likely to be harvested as you are to be helped.

If you see a single green corn stalk among the brown, turn around. You don’t want to know how it keeps itself warm in the cold.

Remember, Corn Mazes can be fun autumnal activities if you’re careful! Just follow these simple rules and you’ll almost certainly make it home.

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are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

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This is the real reason I came for the Ghost of Tsushima: Director’s Cut.

C A T S 🖤

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Favorite series of terminals in new vegas is the one where all of the employees that work in a factory are cheating on eachother with eachother and they keep requesting increasingly weird items for the other to bring

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king

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what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

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Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

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three different colourations of a fallow deer, photographed by Mszafran on deviantart Source here

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Person: “What’s your favorite song?”

Me with no object permanence: “UhHhHhh, it’s hard to choose.”