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jesse pinkman is this kind of guy to always play as a girl character because they”have smaller hit boxes”

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NVM IM TURNING THIS INTO SOMETHING SMART

collum stupid as hell

#🐟 #not like the smart thing is his idea but ohohohoho #hcap

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collum working at mcdonaldms after flipping a kids milkshake and spilling it everywhere on purpose: sorry i used to work at dairy queen (lie)

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if collum owned a model train set as a child i don’t think he would’ve killed nearly as many people

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when does blue eye samurai have lesbian sex

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nitw negative reviews are like. okay i respect ur opinion but also how can someone miss the point THAT BAD.

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thi is so funny i forget you can’t just say whatever on instagram

#🐟 #took a nap woke up still funny

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i need more of my friends to get into saw. so sad

#🐟 #tumblr mutuals u Mean the world but also

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catgirl who loves limp bizkit and also physics: dude i fucking love μ metal :3

cat girl that listens to mew metal

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physicist cat girl that listens to µ metal

cat girl that listens to mew metal

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cat girl that listens to mew metal

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HUST WATCHED BRANDONWORKS????????god

#🐟 #everyone in the comments were soo wrong up until the end #literally every other person an their mom has said how strong the final episode is butGOD #i actuallyTeared up. #insane. made me crazy. #very good use of media too!!!!!! i love love love the old school roblox everything #i wasn’t an old school roblox user butGod i could hustFEEL EVERYTHING utwas heartbreaking #10/10 (bawls my eyes out)

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whoever said you can’t be sad while you’re smiling is a lying cunt

#🐟 #i wish my body didn’t feel this way #i’m so tired i just want to rest forever

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i went to the Basemnet to say goodnight to my sister an She was like. WANNA GET HIGH and offered me her(? or her friend’s) dab pen and i wasLike. i’m literally about to go to sleep. but tbh i was justWoried i would choke on it or someyhjng and it would be hella imbarrassing

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my new years resolutions

- read at least one book a month

- talk more openly about my emotions with my therapist

- try my. BEST to eat three “meals@ a day. or at least eat something around breakfast time lunchtime and dinner time

- be less spiteful and hateful❤️

- get better at video games

- buy my friends moreGifts more often

- start drawing backgrounds

- give my inner child a gun

- get back over 100lbs again!!!!!

- start T

- be more honest with My family

- beVrave and take risks in little things

- stopMourning the child i used to be and accept that she is me

- actually get good at pirating shit

- learn html

- wear WHADDEVER THE HELL I WANT!

- spend as much time as possible with my uncle

- standUp 4 myself

etc etc. 2024 TIME

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HIS MIDDLE NAME IS SCOTT STOP CALLING HJM A SLUT!!!!!!!

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we’ve trukyLost the plot guys

#🐟 #hcap #showing this to me from 2021 and watching my reaction. #2022* oops. mistyped