fishbones-braineater

[fishbones-braineater]

Oh woah jumpscare

(aka i was trying to make a new alt for a thing and didnt know id already used this email

go follow me at @animnightmare btw, very active there atm, hyperfixating on good omens. Good shit, good shit.)

#rambles

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logged in to rb this here.

Me out of nowhere:

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Hey! I may be inactive for a little bit. This is technically my alt, and im goanna be moving back to my main! At least for a while, im not sure. I may hop between the two like i first intended, but as im on phone, ill probobly continue to be too lazy to use both lmfao.

Feel free to follow me on @animnightmare if you wanna see more from me! In the meantime, ill see you all later! 💖

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A ‘reader insert fic': you are the reader, nicknamed Jane. you are 5’5 with brown eyes and black hair. you are witty, confident, and strong, but fall under pressure easily. you are-

Me: my brother in christ, I am not Jane. Jane is an OC. lets not tag this as a reader insert

#FUCKING.THIS #THIS

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i for one welcome ryan reynolds to tumblr and i am confident that he has what it takes to not only survive but thrive in the funnyman game

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Too the people shooting the metaphorical gun to keep the rent down. Thank you.

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I think it’s funny how celebrities moving from Twitter to Tumblr gain nothing here.

Like, settle in to be just some guy. No one cares. You are just as much tumblrina as the rest of us now.

Yeah, you might be famous, but you’re not tumblr famous. Yeah, you won an Oscar but you’ll never be as beloved as Blorbo from my shows. We will never freak out about you answering our ask as we will freak out over our ship still not being canon. We care more about hot takes than follower counts here. We are so unmarketable, there is no good PR on our hellsite /aff.

We only wanna see cool shoelaces that’s it.

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starting a collection

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hiii new tumblr users!!!! especially the ones who came from twitter to escape the big bad elon!!!!! xD

you're soooo welcomed here =D sit comfortably and make sure to grab your salt, wands and sonic screwdrivers!!!! this is a safe space for everyone!!!!!!!

we have the best fandoms, gifs and most importantly..... we have mishapocalypse!!!

and remember~~~~

becuz you'll miss so many good posts!!!! <333333

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look me in the eye and tell me ryan reynolds only following a single account that is solely gifs of him getting pegged is not peak humour. go on lie to me do it u coward

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tag yourself. Im the first group of users 😌

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They're having fun! The bumblebees are having fun!

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saw the most whimsical ass tree in my life and I had to draw his face

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Friend send this on discord; if theres an original poster to credit or smth please lmk

#Memes #meme

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