stardew valley isn’t relaxing to me bc it’s a particularly chill or simple game. stardew valley is relaxing because it gives me a controlled outlet to obsessively micromanage something and get consistent positive results. nothing heals my soul quite like creating increasingly elaborate spreadsheets for my crops and carefully calculating the optimal times to upgrade my tools
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best of the onion
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cuz when we sneezing and hopping
we snopping
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download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.
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every time i listen to a song i gain three more "song points" which i can redeem for prizes
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Hey sorry I didn't talk to you for over a week time keeps moving too fast
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imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard
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Bro I love married banter but also I hate it bc Im like. God I wish that were me
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the wicked strike of jubjub's past
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who up rigging they mortis
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lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!
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Let's take a break. Still artwork included.
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spiritual decay job positions near me
bearer of the curse indeed.com
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killing rom the vacuous spider and realizing that you still gotta fight more elder gods in order to end the nightmare
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