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Things Corrin’s army is no longer allowed to do

1. Greasing up the kitchen utensils when Felicia is on mess hall duty is forbidden, and quite frankly overkill.

2. Giving Dwyer a notebook and telling him to write names in it is no longer allowed. We’re pretty sure it was just coincidence last time, but we’re not taking any chances.

3. Please stop offering Keaton dog treats to complete whatever menial task you have for him. It’s probably very offensive.

4. Disregard the above. -Keaton

5. Peri does not cook and serve human beings, and it is wrong to encourage this rumor.

6. Smiling and winking when someone asks what’s on the menu counts as “encouraging this rumor.”

7. Kiragi, please stop leaving your traps where Setsuna can find them.

8. Lilith is not a fish. Placing her in a bowl filled with water will kill her. Please stop trying to do so.

9. Please do not read Nina’s diary aloud at dinner.

10. Being a “proud father trying to share his daughter’s magnum opus” is not an excuse.

11. There has been a general failure to follow rule 2. Therefore, stricter enforcement is necessary. Further violators will lose bath house privileges.

12. As an addendum, events of recent days are still just a coincidence.

13. We are now implementing a Daily Setsuna Hunt. Participation is mandatory until all holes in the area have been patched.

14. The nonhuman members of this army are not mounts when in their transformed states.

15. Do not hide things in Ryoma’s hair.

16. Do not hide in Ryoma’s hair.

17. We do not have a “casual Friday.” Even if we did, it would not be an excuse to wear a bath towel into battle.

18. It is inappropriate to shout “flame on!” whenever Rinkah walks into the room.

19. Likewise, it is also inappropriate to greet Felicia or Flora with “ice to meet you.”

20. Missing a 99% hit chance is grounds for an immediate dishonorable discharge.

21. Azama, please stop sharing your philosophy on life and death with Midori. She’s been crying for three days now.

22. The Stoneborn are dangerous weapons, not pets.

23. Keaton and Velouria, please stop hiding your “treasures” in the kitchen. It is a major health code violation.

24. Stop telling Odin all the generic Fire tomes are special. We don’t have the funds for this.

25. Niles, we’re serious about this.

26. Corrin, we have received numerous complaints about noise from your treehouse. Please refrain from playing the drums at night.

27. To whoever has been hanging unflattering portraits of Xander and Ryoma around the castle, please stop. They are negatively affecting morale.

28. Full apologies to the artist in question.

29. Midori does not “got dat dank kush.” Stop asking.

30. Complaints submitted in haiku will be dismissed. Please stop, Mitama.

31. Saizo’s face under the mask is completely normal, and he does not moonlight as an opera singer. Stop telling new recruits otherwise.

32. Orochi cannot give you tomorrow’s lottery numbers. Her fortunes do not work that way.

33. As a matter of fact, our lottery doesn’t even work that way.

34. “Lost In Thoughts All Alone” is no longer allowed at karaoke night.

35. All of Dwyer’s notebooks are to be burned immediately.

Idea stolen directly from this. Credit to /u/clicky_pen on reddit for number 24 and 25.

#omg

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the new Fire Emblem looks great

#omg #xD

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Tried my hand at making an older Elise sprite. It was a lot of fun.

#omg she looks amazing

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Lost In Thoughts All Alone - Shigure ver (ENG) compilation.

The, so far, voiced lines from the song, sung by the lovely Matthew Mercer.

#I love his voice omg

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Azura fan art I did last night Took me a shit load of time to do I’ll probably revisit it TBH Done on procreate on my phone Yayyy Took about 3 hours in total?

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deciding to draw fire emblem fanart: YESSSSSSSS

looking at all the detailed outfits: 

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Bow knight

#amazing

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That’s a very good question, Arthur…

#omg

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And then Xander put Laslow under house arrest again.

Idea by my friend @homikaaa

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Holy shit you like Mitama? She's my favorite too!!! (but sadly she doesn't seem to be very popular--)

She isn’t my very favourite Unit but definitely one of my top 10 favs!

She is so cute and has such a nice design how can you not like her? Also, her english voice is so fitting and pretty?!

Here, have more Mitama love!

#Mitama needs to be protected #she's so cute and perfect

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some nerd: why should I play fire emblem 7-

some nerd: holy shit

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Xander is so cute what the heck

#omg #relatable

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Happy birthday to my lovely and handsome son!!

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“She keeps that pendant locked away in a drawer”

#oh hey lapis

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A New Family (M!Corrin x Niles)

It was only natural that Corrin, a man with pure and innocent intentions, would have a great desire to pick up a lonely kid out of the slums and raise her.

Niles could pinpoint the exact moment when his husband’s heart yearned to take care of her. It was one of those misty, early mornings where the atmosphere was at its dreariest.

The only reason Corrin was even up that early was because Niles promised it was the only time he’d ever take him to visit the place he grew up. Curious Corrin was willing to throw away four more hours of sleep for this.

Keep reading

#AAAAAAAA omg so cute!

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It’s always fun to send Ryouma off on a (two-man) mission of destruction :D

Now that’s strategy!

#omg