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finniferd · 25 minutes
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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.
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finniferd · 6 days
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hilarious how the r/trueswifties gals are defending this album with their last breath and saying the critics and the (well deserved) hate are just because she's a successful WoMAn
babes. shes an unethical billionaire who has such a big monopoly that her FULL album was played on every radio station, who took you all for a ride with all her variants and is so overexposed that her mediocrity is starting to be visible to the general public, she dedicated the whole album to a racist nazi (sorry. tattooed golden retriever), and the lyrics you call a masterpiece are actually horrid, but sure, it's all because she's a woman
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finniferd · 6 days
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the fact that this is real
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finniferd · 6 days
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Dear Taylor Swift,
Mental illness is not an aesthetic.
Sincerely,
The Genuinely Tortured Poets Department
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finniferd · 8 days
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Get his ass Mighty Nein.
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finniferd · 13 days
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finniferd · 1 month
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The late stages of capitalism are nigh.
Abolish Citizens United. Restore meaningful campaign finance laws.
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finniferd · 1 month
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finniferd · 1 month
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finniferd · 1 month
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"Can you define a woman?" You know, I could go into a long prepared lecture about the philosophical dead-endedness of essentialism and the fact that all science above the level of molecules is ultimately based on a nominalistic framework that clusters together certain traits into ontological categories, but we both know that you don't actually care about serious discussion of this question, so I'm just going to point out that your dad will never love you instead.
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finniferd · 1 month
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finniferd · 1 month
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A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.
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finniferd · 1 month
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🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
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