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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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things to update after a legal name change!

Social security card

Driver’s license

Passport

Birth certificate

Employer HR

Bank account

Credit card company

Car insurance

Health insurance

Utilities

Cell phone account

Voter registration

Your school

Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)

Doctor’s office & other health specialists

TV & internet

Paypal

*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!

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i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

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self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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Don't worry about it! Yeah these are cool, ill have to make my own pair sometime

You make boots? I can't find them on your page but wowie neat

I think they were one of my top posts, though I may have had a paranoid episode and privated them 🥲

Here they are :]

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HOLY MOLY!!!!

You make boots? I can't find them on your page but wowie neat

I think they were one of my top posts, though I may have had a paranoid episode and privated them 🥲

Here they are :]

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made a lil smiling friends piece

#smiling friends

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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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Today at work this little kid kept waving to me😭 unfortunately i cant entertain them too long ever since a little girl that stared at me for 10 straight minutes said i was staring at her after i decided to wave SHE WAITED TIL MY FRIEND WAS GONE TOO

by far the best part of grocery shopping is the little babies. i was carefully selecting mushrooms when i felt upon me a piercing gaze and looked up to see a very chubby and very red-cheeked baby staring intently at me from a grocery cart with a slightly furrowed brow, hand clutching an apple for dear life. i wiggled a mushroom at her and she gasped and kept staring. i turned back to the mushrooms and heard a shriek. i turned around and the baby stared in anticipation. i wiggled another mushroom and she shrieked again in delight. she looked down at the apple in her hand, considering it for a moment. fair-minded as she was, she decided it would only be right to wiggle produce at me in return, and she held up the apple and shook it with all her might. i think i could live forever now

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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

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Will Wood doodles/the pink one was from memory!

#will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #fanart #wwattw #wwatt fanart #wee woo #william woodiam #Spotify

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I FUCKING KILL YOU STIMBOARD 🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥💥🔥💥🔥🔥💥🔥💥💥🔥

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Please paycheck.. plaese

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune