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— indie selective; low activity; dni if you're under 21; mature & triggering content.

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✹ GUIDELINES. ✹ ABOUT. ✹ OPEN STARTERS. ✹ CREDITS. ✹

— twin peaks & the x-files original by elaine (she/her) character, established march '24.

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She tried her best to disguise her body language, doing her best to be affable. She fixed her hair and smiled at him. "That would be extremely helpful. And no, I'm fine, don't worry." The blonde turned herself as defensive. Then, a surprising look was shown on her delicate face. "Wait… You work here?" She pointed at the building curiously.

Taking a look at the other, he could make a few assumptions about her just by looking at her. Though he kept them to himself. He wasn't in the mood to really get into it with a stranger so instead handed her a napkin.

❛ I have a tide pen if you need it. And are you hurt? This gave me time before I have to get inside the building so I should thank you. ❜ Wasting time outside the federal building was kind of funny to him. He was supposed to be inside by now but knew they wouldn't start without him.

#୧ ও where's my mind? ଓ ৴ Ꮺ inspo. #ft. wally #( chloë & wally. ) #martieshub #/ me too! fun fact: i don't write for a while and i've decided to come back to indie after like... 6 years?

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"A stain remover would save my life, at this point." She smiled at him, looking at her blouse. It wasn't too stained but you could spot the little stains closer. "I don't think a dress would be appropriate for my work. And if you're the king clumsy, I'm the queen clumsy." Chloë chucked, still a bit nervous.

"It's okay, I don't want to bother you. Plus... I'm late for work." He seemed nice; too nice. She was not used to this. "Chloë Cooper. Nice to meet you, under the circumstances."

Hearing that it was her first day made him feel bad for her. He remembered how nervous he was on his first day, and he was a little bit clumsy as it was so luckily he always knew to come prepared. "I have some stain remover if you need it? And some extra dress shirts but... I'm not sure if you would want that," Luka went on to say with a soft laugh, trying his best to keep the situation light. "You can totally throw me under the bus if you'd like, the majority of people around here know I'm king clumsy." "You don't need to worry about it. I've got a few shirts stashed in my office. I've spilled my own coffee on myself a handful of times, so I've learned by now." Luka told her with a warm smile. "I'm Luka Demir. What's your name?"

#✦ ・ convo: [luka] ∬ #ft. luka #( chloë & luka. ) #nvrlcnds

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JODIE COMER as VILLANELLE KILLING EVE | S02E05, Smell Ya Later

#mirror. ୧ visage.

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text message prompts

[text] You okay?

[text] GO TO BED!

[text] hey you better be alive in there

[text] SOS save me please holy shit

[text] call me this date is going so bad

[text] I have way too much shit to do.

[text] Honestly I'm really worried about you.

[text] Why are you trending on Twitter?

[text] Please let me come over and pet your (pet).

[text] We are in the same building, you could come talk to me.

[text] It's not going to work out.

[text] This is a terrible idea.

[text] people have fetishes

[text] They really do crucify anyone these days huh

[text] I don't know why but that really means me want to stab you

[text] That movie was awful.

[text] For the love of god please help me

[text] I fucked up. I fucked up really bad.

[text] I'm blocking you.

[text] YOU ONE BRAINCELLED BITCH

[text] I regret swiping right.

[text] Everyone lies on their dating profiles.

[text] That absolutely can't be an actual picture of you.

[text] This forced open my third eye and I saw the devil

[text] I'm like a child in line for the newest fucked up disney ride

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[text] That's just all fucking sorts of fucked up

[text] Why are we here? To suffer? Every other day I get messages that cause pain

[text] In the department of old man fucking, we've got you beat.

[text] have you gotten any work done?

[text] I am beyond shame, try again

[text] You left your left your underwear at my place.

[text] Don't you dare put this on Facebook.

[text] My brother in Christ you're being haunted

[text] I want to wring you like a wet towel and slap you against a wall

[text] The mind is weak but the body is funky

[text] I'm a zombie the law can't stop me.

[text] Jealous of my massive honkers

[text] We left you to die to play minecraft

[text] She would never ever take away one of these stupid fucking hats

[text] I puked all over the Uber driver's backseat.

[text] I just took a screenshot of that and posted it to Reddit

[text] You said you'd be right back and it's been months.

[text] Can't we talk about this face to face?

[text] Yeah, you'll come learn I just have a thing for milk

[text] Why did you like one of my pics from 2014?

[text] Now's as good a time as any to exchange nudes.

[text] Why would you send me an eggplant emoji?

[text] I write five paragraphs, pouring my heart out, and all you reply with is k?!

[text] Who would dare to lie on the internet?

[text] When I die, please delete all my shit off the internet

[text] He's so hot, I briefly started texting like a straight person

[text] And because I'm god and I've decided that; no, in fact, I'm not done.

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[text] I know you love bloopy reggae jams, now is not the time.

[text] You better not be standing catatonic in your room again.

[text] God has abandoned his children but unfortunately for you I pay child support and I will smite thee.

[text]: My neighbor just told me he can fix my water heater for 50 bucks. I’m skeptical.

[text]: Do you have any idea how much it costs to buy apples? I paid 10 dollars for 6.

[text]: I mean, I wouldn’t say I have a problem with buying Squishmallows..

[text]: Hey, so you know how you told me no dog? *sends pic* I don’t do well with no’s.

[text] Stuart Little is a bitch and Remy could take him any day.

[text]: My roommate just said that Lola Bunny is hot. I’m moving out.

[text]: Hey I posted that vid of you drunk, singing Ariana Grande, wearing all black and people said not to do it again. Sorry.

[text]: Do you think the price is ever right? Like, I feel like it’s not.

[text]: I booped your nose. Boop the last five people you texted or–nothing happens really.

[text]: I’m actually in the ER and it’s a long story that involves Best Day Ever from spongebob.

[text]: I fucking hate you–wait you’re not my ex. Who are you?

[text]: You ever ask yourself if birds see a bee and just go ‘wow a bee’? im high.

[text]: sometimes all i think about is–sour patch kids. bet you thought it was you.

[text]: I love you—not as much as I love my dog. But still a lot!

[text]: I found a cat on the way home and now it’s mine. But it hates my guts so this should be fun.

[text]: I have questions about the marvel cinematic universe…how long do you have?

[text]: why do donald duck and winnie the pooh not have to wear pants but other people do?

[text]: Hey you know that show floor is lava? I may have turned the apartment into that..this isn’t a joke, btw. the floor is sticky.

[text]: I bought too much soap off etsy and now I don’t know what to do with it…I smell like Captain America.

[text]: On a scale of one to ten, how many drinks would you need to sleep with me? This isn’t a tiktok trend…or it is.

#𓏲ּ ֶָ how deliciously fun. ꞝ ask memes.

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"i thought you liked surprises, sweetheart," she said, ironic when she got inside to her house. it was huge, she could even be lost in there. "thirty minutes? it's traffic time, honey. he will be here in, like, an hour or something."

open to : m / f

" my husband will be home from work in thirty minutes , so what are you doing here ? i thought i'd told you not to visit my house , or did you forget the part where i said i was married ." at least her kids were out of the house, doing who knows what but that wasn't victoria's priority right now.

#✦ ・ convo: [victoria] ∬ #ft. victoria #( chloë & victoria. ) #ringdcwns #/ hi! i don't know if this counts as an age gap #/ she's 31 but kind of looks late 20s (?)

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mom, will you wash my back this once? and then we can forget it all...

1. 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐭 // 2. 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐢𝐠, 𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐝 // 3. @prettypositivity // ４. 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬- 𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐤𝐢, 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 2０13 𝐚𝐫𝐭- 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 // ５. 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐜𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐞 // ６.@heavensghost // ７. @/𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐠 // ８. 𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐬６𝐞７ // ９. 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐢𝐠, 𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐝 // 1０. 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚 𝐞𝐥𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐨, 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞

#୧ ও where's my mind? ଓ ৴ Ꮺ inspo.

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chloë was annoyed with the situation. why causing this whole drama? and god knows how she hates drama. she left her ex-boyfriend, following brodie. she crossed her arms when she look at her — she was pissed. "you mean ex." the blonde paused. "yes, ex. i was breaking up with him." she felt her warm breathing through her lips. "way to go, brodie! who's next?"

open to: w & nb.

plot: brodie just got in a physical fight with your muse's boyfriend, and because she threw the first punch she got kicked out.

suggested connections: best friend, ex, current fwb, etc.

despite the black eye forming and the busted, bleeding lip .... brodie was acting just fine. maybe it was the adrenaline from the alcohol. "it's not my fault your boyfriend has a tiny dick and anger issues," she half shouted, hoping he'd hear even though he was likely in the back with his macho man buddies. she wiped the blood from her mouth and then laughed a little. "fuck, haven't gotten in a good fight like that in a while. maybe i should start shit with more hyper-masculine douche bags."

#✦ ・ convo: [brodie] ∬ #ft. brodie #caeruleums #/ hi! hope this is okay! #( chloë & brodie. )

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"Well, I do worry because I don't have anything to clean out or I don't know..." She let a loud sigh come from her mouth, feeling her breathing between her lips. "I'm already late for work and it's my first day." She wanted to cry because she already felt overwhelmed. For the first time, Chloë finally achieved her dream.

"I'm sorry, I just ruined your shirt. And my blouse. Not looking great." She grinned nervously. « He must be thinking that I'm insane or something. » She thought to herself.

Luka had been working here for a few years now and he knew the place like the back of his hand. That was probably why he was able to zoom through the entire building and surrounding areas without losing his way. Though it did sometimes get him in trouble, kind of like right now. The agent had been so lost in his own world to get back to his office that he had collided with a smaller body. Feeling the warm liquid hit his shirt and seep through to his skin caused a slight hiss of surprise to come from him. "Hey, no, don't worry about it," Luka was quick to wave off as he heard the apology, his eyes meeting the blonde. "Are you okay? I should have been paying attention to where I was going."

#✦ ・ convo: [luka] ∬ #ft. luka #nvrlcnds #( chloë & luka. )

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She squinted her eyes, trying to read her body language but, somehow, it was complicated. "It seems like you enjoy it, I don't know… Or else, you won't talk about it." A short grin escaped from her mouth. "I'm just joking around." Okay, Chloë, take a deep breath.

MUSE: edie nicholls | 52 | private investigator OPEN: anyone (30+) PLOT: this plot

Edie's head shook casually at being asked if she had plans for the afternoon - specifically if she was going to attend one of the many town affairs. All she recalled was it being related to the springtime. "Well I don't really attend those town events. They just aren't really my thing..."

#✦ ・ convo: [edie] ∬ #ft. edie #seolinah #/ hi! hope this is okay! #( chloë & edie. )

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She felt overwhelmed for instance. She wanted to cry, to scream and to shout at this stranger. "Of course not, you fucking idiot. Do I look fucking okay? With this blouse stained of coffee, I got in sales that I look like a professional for once?" — Of course, she didn't say those exact words.

"I'm so sorry, once again. A napkin can help, if you have it." She smiled politely, trying to relieve the stress inside of her.

Wally hated days when he had to come into the offices, it always meant he had a ton of things to do and take care of and had to work with someone he hadn't worked before. Which was always someone new or someone he didn't really like.

As he walked by, eyes zeroed on his phone he didn't look up or realize he was about to collide with someone. When the inevitable happened he sighed and glanced up. Quickly he shook his head making it seem like it wasn't such a big deal. ❛ It's fine. I wasn't watching where I was going. Are you good? Do you happen to have a napkin? ❜

#✦ ・ convo: [wally] ∬ #ft. wally #martieshub #hi! it's totally fine! i'm actually excited about that fact! #( chloë & wally. )

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featuring: anyone. muse: chloë cooper, 31, fbi special agent, bisexual. plot: chloë is distracted thinking about her first day at work and goes by someone, spilling the coffee on their blouses/shirts/suits.

narrowed eyes above everything and everyone, even the little details; she was good at it. the blonde held a cup of coffee, regretting the choice that it should've been a tea — it was her first day of work, in washington dc. her dream job and she was anxious about it but could hide it pretty well; one thing about chloë is she hides her feelings pretty well. distracted, she goes by someone. "oh fuck! i mean, i'm sorry." the wind was blowing from her direction, making a mess of her hair.

#indie rp #indie bi rp #indie smut rp #indie oc rp #indie scifi rp #indie sci fi rp #indie twin peaks rp #indie the x files rp #the x files rp #twin peaks rp #ׅ࣪⩇⩇:⩇⩇ open starter. ꞝ

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tags.

#mirror. ୧ visage. #˖ ࣪ . ࿐ ♡ ˚ . it's show time! ✹ mun. #୧ ও where's my mind? ଓ ৴ Ꮺ inspo. #✦ ・ convo: [name of the person] ∬ #꒰ letters. ꒱ ⌗ askbox. #ׅ࣪⩇⩇:⩇⩇ open starter. ꞝ #𖥸 ─ prompts. #𓏲ּ ֶָ how deliciously fun. ꞝ ask memes.