me: i want to die
therapist: coconut oil
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Sometimes you have to break promises not because you want to but because you have to.
-3 am thoughts (via suspend)
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*gets complimented by a girl*
uHM !!!!!! hOLY SHIT OMFG THANK YOU?????? I’M SO-
*gets complimented by a boy*
lol thanks i know
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when you finger a girl and your arm gets tired
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