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"Capitalism breeds innovation" girl there are only five websites left and they all look the same

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Who the fuck needs Tumblr anymore I’m just going to be looking at lamp posts from now on

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get ready for an exuberant summer

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Anyway...

#yeah alright #rb

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🥦BROCCOLI SWEEP GG2E🥦

we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one

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when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

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There is supposed to be a place where no one can reach you. Traditionally, the home, but now we settle for the ocean, the airplane, the summit of a mountain, the middle of a lake, the shower, the womb, the grave

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Rats rats rats!! 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀💛

Inspired by the designs of Juliette (@/cy-lindric)

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a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

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cant get more fascist police state than snipers on rooftops overlooking peaceful protests.

this is what democracy looks like.

#absolutely insane #fuck these people #free Palestine

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Silicon Valley tech bros, despite all odds, continue to invent new ways of being divorced.

#this is like the opposite of a relationship #negative trust #just buy a shock collar already #the least you could do is make it kinky

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