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*based solely on the medication situation, not your personal ability to survive an apocalypse (because who knows what type of apocalypse it is!)

#dead

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I did this fanart of the 1995 Pride and Prejudice a bit ago, and realized I never shared it 😂

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#1 bc I make myself a latte as a treat

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this guy suuuucksss he can't catch anythingggg

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A spotted pardalote explores a hand.

🦜 Birds on earth on IG

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The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

#for my witchy blog: 029 [unassigned] #for my main 355 Military Science #I could not even do a minute of that

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hope is a skill

#Yessss here it is! #thank you I was looking for this

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@allureriah

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

#hell yeah #congrats on quitting op!

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MORE OC COSPLAYS 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Here's another OC cosplay hot off the presses! I wanted to stick to Sulu's actual character design and cartoony art style I usually draw him in for this project. I'm really happy with the cartoon look since its quite uncommon that i make things look pop cartoony in costume form.

Sulu as a character is a transient space wanderer who floats through an oceanic space world helping sea space denizens. His character is dedicated, wistful, and a complete workaholic to a fault. In general for the design style I took inspiration from gurren lagann, space dandy, and steven universe.

#that is amazing op

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how?? just how?

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HI WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE A BABY GOOSE

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sharing a pipe under the starry sky 🌠

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if you invite me to your home and there are animals of any sort inside that home, i am no longer there to visit you, i am there for the animals, i have come for the beasts and you just happen to be there

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IT HAPPENS HERE

based on this post by @likeareligion (with permission), it really struck something in my brain. good things happen every day. we need to remember that

this is part of my project to make a zine a day in april

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FAQ

how do you feel about trans people?

love 'em.

how do you feel about aro/ace people?

love them also.

what about [queer identity that is currently contentious]?

yeah they're great too.

love the weird shit you do here, how can I give you money?

my ko-fi is here, my cheap-ass patreon is here

will you please stop posting so much about sex/Gotham/old Batman comics/what you're reading?

no, but feel free to blacklist any of the following tags:

#sex edventures 2024

#gotham time

#batblogging

#reading updates

do you still answer sex ed questions here?

yes.

okay so my period is so bad that I'm regularly lightheaded/dizzy/ throwing up/fainting/unable to move or do anything but wail in agony. is that normal?

no, babe. you need to talk to a doctor.

do you give relationship advice?

I don't like to.

but I need relationship advice...

either talk about it or break up.

can you tell me my sexuality or gender?

I really can't, and I wish you didn't want me to. it's fine to not be 100% sure, man.

what’s your whole deal?

queer

okay, what are your pronouns?

"I still rather think that pronouns come to me from others, which I find interesting, since I receive an array of them – so I am always somewhat surprised and impressed when people decide their own pronouns or even when they ask me what pronouns I prefer." - Judith Butler

I sent you a message via raven but the raven never came back, do you know why?

that’s my raven now. I didn’t employ any bribery but the bird has made a choice and I will be respecting it. better luck next time.

what’s your favorite color?

#fecee9

have you seen [insert movie/TV show]?

I've never seen a movie or TV show in my life and I don't want to.

what will happen if I walk through this ghostly doorway that’s appeared at the back of my room?

oh, great question. if you find yourself standing alone in a star-lit clearing with a pang of nostalgia in your belly, you’ll probably be just fine. if there’s a charming, talkative animal waiting for you with a kind smile that doesn’t reach its eyes, I’m afraid you’ll need to run. if you look closely you’ll notice that smile has a few too many teeth.

I caught a really nice thunderstorm that I think you’ll like, can I send it to you?

yes, and thank you in advance. sprinkle some glitter on it and hurl it into any convenient body of water; I’ll find it eventually.

are you a Moth Prince apologist?

for the last time, just because he has my sword does not mean I condone every individual action he takes. there’s such a thing as nuance.

what if this FAQ has only raised further questions?

my condolences.

#this is the best