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it annoys me when sapphic women see an attractive woman and are like “i’m no better than a man 😳😔” like BABE you are allowed to see an attractive woman and want to fuck her!!! free yourself from the cottagecore PG13 narrative of sapphic attraction, look at her with lust in your heart!!!

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Doge is gone

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It's Foxgirl Friday!

Install Firefox and become a girl!

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fuck it, you’re all fox girls now. get fox’d

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This paper map from 1976 displays the surface facilities above the Mystery Flesh Pit prior to its absorption into the National Park System.

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Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

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few things as attractive as an autistic girl who's annoying as fuck

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x | litchui

※Permission to upload this work was granted by the artist.

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Thanks google

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this is making me dizzy

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"Why does this 19th Century novel have such a boring protagonist" well, for a lot of reasons, really, but one of the big ones is that you're possibly getting the protagonist and the narrator mixed up.

A lot of 19th Century literary critics had this weird hate-boner for omniscient narrators – stories would straight up get criticised as "unrealistic" on the grounds that it was unlikely anyone could have witnessed their events in the manner described, like some sort of proto-CinemaSins bullshit – so authors who didn't want to write their stories from the first-person perspective of one of the participating characters would often go to great lengths to contrive for there to be a Dude present to witness and narrate the story's events.

It's important to understand that the Dude is the viewpoint character, but not the protagonist. His function is to witness stuff, and he only directly participates in the narrative to the extent that's necessary to explain to the satisfaction of persnickety critics why he's present and how he got there. Giving him a personality would defeat the purpose!

(Though lowbrow fiction was unlikely to encounter such criticisms, the device of the elaborately justified diegetic narrator was often present there as well, and was sometimes parodied to great effect – for example, by having the story narrated by a very unlikely party, such as a sapient insect, or by a party whose continued presence is justified in increasingly comical ways.)

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Imagine how much better the world would be if the harry potter books were never written

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taking alternating sips of beer and diet pepsi to mix together in my mouth a new drink called "bad"

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tell me you have never been on ao3 or fujoshi tumblr without telling me you've never been on ao3 or fujoshi tumblr

#we're so fucking cooked

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absolutely despondent that this is lost media