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this is my favorite video on the whole iinternet i give up

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When you are going to fail an exam but can’t stay away from tumblr

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ahhhhh i love leo so much

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Im trash

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honestly it’s been 8 yrs and i still can’t believe webkinz legitimately used to cost like $15-$20. what the fuck. what the actual fuck. how much did it cost to even make webkinz?? not that much. the profits must have been like 90%. there’s this random generation of kids born between like 1995-2002 who faced this ridiculous financial injustice and there are some millionaires out there right now in mansions made of money and that weird cheap webkinz fur because of us

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MAN SIZE KLEENEX FOR MY MALE TEARS

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i hate the whole oppression works both way thing because like

for instance

if you go up to your boss and say “YOURE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. YOURE FIRED!!” nothing happens to your boss because you’re not in a position to do anything to her like that. if she goes “NO, YOURE FIRED.” then you’re out on your ass and unemployed. you both said the same thing, but its effects were COMPLETELY different, because of the POSITIONS OF POWER.

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Thanks dad.

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“Your job — as students who are receiving an education — is to be aware of your privilege. And use this particular privilege called “education” to do your best to achieve great things, all the while advocating for those in the rows behind you.”

source

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PETA Is A Joke

I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:

And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:

This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.

So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.

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Neck kissing is like heaven, except it mainly makes you breathe really hard and want to commit a lot of sins right then.

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KINKY CARROT

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*does one thing for school* i need a year off

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when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person