I want doctor strange to flop so badly that kevin feige has to make a public apology for that movie and makes the writers of infinity war write him out of the story
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*at auction*
Me: this is so boring
Auctioneer: and here we have the very toe knife Danny DeVito used in “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” do I hear $200
Me: *sits up*
my wife: don’t
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History Fact:
George Washington died in 1799, 25 years before the first dinosaur was classified.
So therefore, George Washington never knew about dinosaurs.
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