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Thinking about... Kissing that old man.

#r: curses

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that's certainly a way to describe what that's for

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finished that study LMAO my ass lied i wouldnt let myself rest if i didnt finish it

#due to personal reasons i will be passing away #r: if

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thats the poll. please reblog

#is it bad that i had multiple options and had trouble choosing

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this is such a banger but i CANNOT link it on my sfw

#Spotify

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to be tbh fate is biromantic demisexual 2 me. guy who considered masturbation equivalent to scratching a particularly annoying itch and never really felt the need to use anything to "enhance the experience", let alone seek out a sexual partner (despite being sick with longing for a romantic partner sometimes) but then they got with me and we started getting serious and for the first time they're like wow okay this is what it feels like to be out of one's mind with lust okay okay okay

#r: curses

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fun nsft question ; what's your f/o's favorite toy? ❤️‍🔥

MINORS, PROSHIP/COMSHIP, TRANSPHOBES, HP/AOT/VIVZIEPOP FANS DNI.

#here's my take #he was NOT a toys guy before he met me #but now that ive got my claws in him his favorite is either bondage ropes (if those count) #or The Strap #r: curses

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missionary because i can kiss him while he fucks me

#[stock explosion]

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devil on my shoulder wanting to get the wicked whims mod to use on my “me and fate” sim household: nobody’s gonna know. noooobody’s gonna know

angel on my shoulder who still thinks my parents are somehow going to catch me (i live alone) if i look at adult material on the computer: they’re gonna know.

#r: curses

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Crazy how quickly playing the lyre made me better at fingering

#although I’ve heard proficiency with string instruments makes you better at the other kind too

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Hello, humiliation fetishists? Just wanna let you know your fetish is so normal and there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

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me at work earlier apropos of nothing: What If The Guys At Computer Connection Snoop In My Files And Read My Self Insert Pornography

#realistically probably not even in the top 100 most fucked up things they see in a week #but i’m now haunted by the notion

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Platonic F/O, mockingly: Nice onesie, does it come in men's?

S/I: Oh, I think you come in men enough for all of us.

#average convo between brian and ash #p: nice jock energies

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this motherfucker is what i’m referring to:

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#I’d fuck the version in the movie theaters where it has the buildup

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*Ex: Tell higher-ups, pull kid out of class, etc.

#there’s really no way for me to find that out that would not be a ‘and what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament’ situation #so like. i’m gonna keep my damb mouth shut #i presume ‘kinky’ means like. weird but not outright criminal.

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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

#i just looked at movie up and i gotta say. that is definitely a movie by and for women who like women. #anyway dear god we are never gonna escape respectability politics #if we keep assuming art made by and for gay people (esp lesbians) is actually Covert Fetish Content For Straights