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How to hack any hospital computer

-Use the password taped to the monitor

How to hack any hospital computer (L337 version for advanced security systems)

-Use the password taped to the back of the monitor

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Cool, I'm also just a giant hole with nothing inside. /j

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This is such a skill

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See, if I'm a robot my place in the world doesn't change much. Because if I was going around not realising I was a robot then I'm pretty much conscious anyway.

Take the show Westworld, for example. There are a lot of moments of robots finding out they're robots, but the horror of their realisations is less about their biology and more that the entire park is a lie - if they were robots sharing a real society with humans, then not much would change because they're still thinking and acting like humans.

If you're a clone? Well what kind of clone are we talking? When did you divulge from the original? How many memories do you share with the original? Your place in the world shatters so much more.

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If I'm a robot I'm still the OG. If I'm a clone I can't even be sure I'm living my best life.

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I'd advise against putting in a number even if the number is 100% correct. Nothing snaps back whatever disbelief you're suspending like a number, even if the number's right.

Pro-writing tip: if your story doesn't need a number, don't put a fucking number in it.

Nothing, I mean nothing, activates reader pedantry like a number.

I have seen it a thousand times in writing workshops. People just can't resist nitpicking a number. For example, "This scifi story takes place 200 years in the future and they have faster than light travel because it's plot convenient," will immediately drag every armchair scientist out of the woodwork to say why there's no way that technology would exist in only 200 years.

Dates, ages, math, spans of time, I don't know what it is but the second a specific number shows up, your reader is thinking, and they're thinking critically but it's about whether that information is correct. They are now doing the math and have gone off drawing conclusions and getting distracted from your story or worse, putting it down entirely because umm, that sword could not have existed in that Medieval year, or this character couldn't be this old because it means they were an infant when this other story event happened that they're supposed to know about, or these two events now overlap in the timeline, or... etc etc etc.

Unless you are 1000% certain that a specific number is adding to your narrative, and you know rock-solid, backwards and forwards that the information attached to that number is correct and consistent throughout the entire story, do yourself a favor, and don't bring that evil down upon your head.

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Zoozve, my beloved

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Lotta assignments coming up, let's see what Lady Luck has in store.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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New conspiracy theory: vikings had horns, but they were made of butter so archaeologists can't find them.

#viking #history

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Alright never mind the film ficking sucks.

I've seen a few people conflicted by how good The Flash looks compared to not wanting to support Ezra Miller, and I get that.

And I think after the whole Hogwarts fiasco nobody really wants to turn to The Flash and say "pirate it" because we decided pirating that game was also bad.

But the way I see it - Hogwarts Legacy was different. Not only was the content of the game deeply antisemitic, but both Rowling and the developer would use its popularity, paid for or not, to further their evil platforms.

I don't think The Flash will give Miller that kind of power. Sure, don't pay to see it, because they'll probably get a proportion of the sales etc. etc. But while they've done morally reprehensible things, I really don't think they're gonna use the buzz about the movie (most of which is about Michael Keaton anyway) to spread any hateful messages, and on top of that I seriously doubt the plot of the movie itself is going to be hateful in that way.

So, folks who want to see the movie but don't want to give a violent criminal money, pirating is still an option despite recent discourse.

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Feeling very Scroogepilled rn. Maxing on Scroogergy.

Not in the evil capitalism way. There's just a bitter, spiteful man dressed in a long black coat (me walking home from work) roaming the streets on December 24th having made a lifetime of poor choices (working Christmas Eve), deriving no pleasure from the merry souls in his path (a group of friends somehow emanating All I Want For Christmas Is You on repeat from their persons), only to no doubt be met with a frightful and horrific experience on returning home (the inevitable aftermath of eating takeaway fish and chips with spicy curry sauce as my first proper meal in 3 days).

#i am not okay #scrooge

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The true indicator that media literacy is dead is the sheer amount of people who think Frozen is a Christmas movie.

#movies #christmas #frozen #disney

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Muppet FNAF where Fozzie plays Freddy Fozbear. Is that anything?

#the muppets #fnaf

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It's great how you can look at any piece of media, even one of the most universally beloved, and still see a top comment that says "I don't understand all the hate this gets".

#media #film #tv

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