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Everything I Don’t Like is Woke: The Pissed Off White Cishet Guy's Guide to Internet Discussions

I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.

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TW: Pedoph!l!a, Exploitation of Labor, Shan3 Daws0n, Tr1sha Payta5, Ableism

This isn’t just about some off-color remarks she said on some group chat.

Do you wanna know something about your precious 'Miranda Sings'? Actually, several things.

Colleen is a woman who:

- Made inappropriate remarks about the girls from Dance Moms, who were MINORS at the time she made them, even jokingly saying that she sounded like a pedophile when she made said remarks.

- Has collaborated in the past with Shane Dawson and Trisha Paytas, two horrible people who I do not believe need any introduction.

- Based the character of Miranda partially off of a disabled relative, playing into ableist stereotypes.

- Sent a bra and panties to a MINOR as a 'joke'.

- Essentially forced several minors to run her and her "character's" social media accounts without pay.

-Performed various inappropriate skits on stage, in front of children, even involving them in said skits. One skit involved Colleen, in character as 'Miranda' stuffing cheeseballs down her pants and trying to get a LITERAL CHILD to stick his hands down her pants in order to eat the cheeseballs.

I could go on and on about this vicious viper of a woman. But don’t just take my word for it.

The following is a video that describes everything, from how Colleen even became famous in the first place, to how her career will inevitably end.

Let’s not mince words here. Colleen is a PREDATOR, and she deserves to be called out as such.

not a dream

not Colleen Ballinger (Miranda Sings) responding to claims of grooming, exploiting minor fans, weaponizing minor fans who she was in a parasocial relationship with to harass her ex and people she beefs with, inappropriate behavior with minors, and many other things as well (with lots of proof) WITH A FUCKING 10 MINUTE UKULELE DARVO SONG non-pology on her third and least popular YouTube channel, where she takes responsibility for nothing and reduces the accusation to mere gossip and people on the internet out to get her

holy fuck this is the worst YouTuber "apology"/addressing the claims I've ever seen

#miranda sings #colleen ballinger #youtube #grooming tw #pedophillia tw #Shane dawson tw #trisha paytas tw #child labor tw #ableism tw

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controversial opinion maybe but if you're tired of mainstream media doing constant reboots, not centering the voices of marginalized people, and making their fiction based on a list of best performing hashtags... you should support indie artists

there are thousands upon thousands of books, games, audio dramas, graphic novels, and yes even movies/TV shows out there made by independent creators that make little to no money off of it. yes you will need to look for it, maybe even search for half an hour or more, and take risks on things that no one has ever heard of. but trust me, you're much more likely to find something that speaks to you this way rather than waiting for the huge corporations to start caring about good storytelling

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Disney-Pixar's new film EMMENTAL.

Critics say the plot is "cheesy" and "full of holes"

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Very Brief Guide to [tumblr], for Reddit refugees

Shit You Must Do Right Fucking Now:

Change your profile picture, blog header, and title to something other than the defaults. Do it right now. You will be mistaken for a bot otherwise, and blocked.

Go into Settings -> Dashboard, scroll down to Preferences, and turn off the options in the picture. This will get rid of most of the algorithmic stuff.

Turn off Tumblr Live. You have to snooze it once every 7 days for some stupid reason. It's hosted through another company and will steal your data if you use it.

Go to your blog settings (under the little person menu) and turn off these two settings:

Turn off infinite scroll (lags the site) and turn on timestamps on posts, in the same menu as Preferences.

Basic Features of the Site:

Reblogs drive the entire site. If you'd upvote something on Reddit, you'd reblog it on Tumblr. You can add text, images, or tags to a reblog, but you're not required to.

The dashboard is the equivalent to your Reddit feed, and contains the posts of all the people you follow, with the newest at the top

You can send an ask to someone, and it'll appear in their askbox for them to answer. You can receive them too, or turn off the settings if you don't want.

Tags aren't actually used for finding stuff (search function is dogshit), but are more for categorizing. People also talk in tags. Because Tumblr is weird, you can't use quotation marks (") or commas in them without fucking it up

You can filter both tags and phrases under Account Settings; doing this will put a filter over a post that contains them, which you'll have to click through to see the post itself. Useful for avoiding hate speech or blocking out annoying stuff

You can make polls in posts. Here's one now.

Likes are useless. They literally do fuck-all except send a notification to the OP.

Stuff Tumblr Does That Other Sites Don't:

Very old posts (I'm talking from like 2012) often circulate on this site. There's no such thing as a post being "too old" to reblog

Blocking is highly encouraged; you can block someone for any reason. Even for just being annoying.

If you and someone else are following each other, you are mutuals. Mutuals are fucking awesome and are treasured like friends. Mutuals are a thing on other sites but Tumblr treats em differently.

You can screenshot someone's tags if you like them and add them to a reblog. This is called "peer review"

Sometimes someone will find a blog and go through it and like/reblog a bunch of posts. This is totally fine and not "creepy" like it is seen as on other sites.

Tumblr jokes often rely on Continuing The Bit and a "yes, and?" attitude. Goncharov is probably the best example of this.

We are fucking infested with bots. They will either have totally blank profiles or be filled with porn. Block and report on sight.

Censorship is pretty lax here. I can say "I want to brutally stab Elon Musk to death and watch him bleed out in front of a crowd" and nobody gives a shit.

General Etiquette:

Don't try to do epic clapbacks here, you'll probably just get laughed at or blocked. If someone is bugging you or spouting bigoted bullshit, block them.

Reblog art!!! Artists often struggle to gain traction on here; reblogging will give them a boost.

Not every reblog needs a comment or tag in it

You can go all out with tagging your stuff to organize it, or you can just leave it all blank. Someone might ask "hey, can you tag these posts as [x]?" and you can decide if you want to do that or not. It's generally polite to oblige, but "no" is still reasonable.

Avoid discourse like the plague. Filter it, block people who start it, scroll past it when you see it. Just don't get involved in it. Ever.

Don't put fandom tags or jokes on someone's posts about serious matters or personal shit

You're responsible for curating your own dashboard; if you complain about constantly seeing stuff you don't like, that's probably on you. Don't be afraid to unfollow.

Follower count doesn't matter much here and you don't have to make yours known if you don't want to.

Reblog, don't repost. Reblogging keeps the credit and doesn't "steal" engagement like Twitter retweets.

If someone likes something a LOT, they might reblog it like 30 times in a row. This is normal

Having a post blow up is actually kinda a bad thing, since it floods your notifications. There's a sort of in-joke about how having a big post is awful and people jokingly try to stop their own posts from blowing up, often in vain.

Tips:

Get XKit Rewritten if you're on desktop, it's a really helpful extension

In the little drop-down menu next to the 'Post now' button you can either save a draft, schedule a post, or add it to your queue. The queue lets you post things in order at a certain interval, which you can change. It's good for spreading stuff out over time.

You can use Shift+R to quickly reblog stuff and Shift+Q to queue!

Filter your notifications under Activity - you can also see some neat graphs

Find each other! If you want your old Reddit communities to stick together, seek out other refugees and follow them.

Have fun on [tumblr], everyone!

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VOID VOID PLZ PLZ VOID!!!!!!

Hueheueueu glowy feeshy

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If you want something for MerMay, guess you can do either Ayana or Agoti so Tabi ain't the only Merfolk in the seas.

@fierysplash213

Idk if he can consume oil but since he’s got it in his stomach we’re gonna assume he can ysufhsk

Anywho he probably breaks into ship engines just to get to the oil. He’s a known ocean menace hdjdhsk

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mer radi +

Careful, he’s venomous

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MAY I SUGGEST WHITTY OR UPDIKE AS MERPEOPLE

if you need me to just pick one let me know

@arzyn

I got an ask for Updike that I’ll get to later :3

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Could you draw Updike as a mermaid?

@shippin-my-sanses heuehueuee

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Ooh if you're taking requests could you do hex for the mermay? Hope you're having a wonderful day regardless :]

Robo fish hshdjek

I’m havin a pretty good day! And I hope all of y’all are havin one too :>

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if you haven't gotten this yet Aldryx for MerMay pls

@hydrawriter Great minds think alike HDSHWKWK

All of Andromeda fam gets a ponytail :)

Edit: I wasn’t satisfied with the tendrils so I changed it hdhdjsk

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this utterly defies the laws of nature but for the amusement and utter irony

merfolk solazar

Star Dad is now a fish 🐟

Dw we can bend the physics a little bit :)

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Oh my god, I was taking a break from tumblr, and I didn’t realize you were doing Mermay stuff… I know it’s June, but could you do a merman Selever or a merman Ruv? Thank you!

Finally gave me an excuse to draw him hsjdhsk

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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

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Ok, check this out.

(TW: Politics) So, today, Fox News has announced that Tucker Carlson will be leaving the network, presumably taking his show 'Tucker Carlson Tonight' with him.

This will mean, not counting today, 'Tucker Carlson Tonight' will have lasted 2352 days, or 6 years, 5 months, and 10 days.

To put that into perspective: You wanna know what lasted longer than 'Tucker Carlson Tonight'? My Chemical Romance's break-up/hiatus.

And mind you, this was the most conservative (pun not intended) estimate I could come up with. In short: So long and goodnight, Fucker-I mean Tucker.

#my chemical romance #MCR #tucker carlson #tw politics #tw fox news

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if non-hispanics reblogged it would help a ton!

so, i've been noticing lately that english speakers that don't support neopronouns have been saying stuff like "neopronouns are for americans, no one else uses neopronouns in other languages! they're confusing to non-natives!" and it honestly upsets me SO MUCH, because that's simply not true! neopronouns exist all around the world, and i'm here to speak for hispanic neopronoun users as an argentine myself.

spanish has neopronouns, hispanics use neopronouns! it's not debatable!

spanish does not have an equivalent to they/them, "someone dropped their wallet, if i find them i'll give it back to them" would be "a alguien se le cayó su billetera, si lo encuentro se la devolveré" (someone dropped his wallet, if i find him i'll give it back to him).

so, since there's many non-binary people that felt like they needed a gender-neutral pronoun for themselves, elle/le was invented as opposed to él/lo.

as you may know, a neopronoun is a pronoun that is not official to a language (although some neopronouns may become official), and since elle/le is not official to spanish, it's a neopronoun to us.

and no, this isn't our only neopronoun.

we have others such as elli/li, ellu/lu, il/li, etc. that do not have a translation to english, kinda like how xe/xem, ze/zir, ae/aer, etc. do not have a translation to spanish.

and yes, these are actually used, and not only online: i've had many friends in my country that used these pronouns among nounself pronouns (a friend that used él/ella/elli/quack, another one that used elle/ella, etc.)

so, i've made an il/li/-i pronoun flag!

il/li are pronouns derived from italian, and they're one of the most common neopronouns around here!

[ID: On the left, there's flag with 5 stripes all of the same size, the colors of these stripes from top to bottom are: mint green, turquoise, white, light purple, and brown. The image on the right is the same flag with the color-meanings of each stripe, and from top to bottom, these are the meanings: Mint green - italian origins of the pronouns, Turquoise - disabled and neurodivergent users, White - neopronouns around the world, Light purple - trans hispanics, and Brown - people of color hispanics. End ID]

this is the flag with its meanings, any hispanic / spanish-speaker that IDs with these pronouns is free to use it!