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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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if i wear this outfit, do you think anyone will fall in love with me

#me-core

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#SO REAL

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#piss grid kind of mood...

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Who’s gonna tell them???

#do you ever just stare at something for a minute

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Elf cooking show: First person helmetcam of a an elf hunting and killing a deer with their bare hands. They sing a lullabye to the deer before they snap it's neck and prepare a side salad.

Dwarf cooking show: America's Test Kitchen but even more rigorous. 20 minutes of discussing how to maintain precise heat just to boil water.

Halfling cooking show: Great British Bake Off with soap-opera levels of internal drama. Everyone is stoned off their ass.

Orc cooking show: Edible mythbusters. The contestants must make bbq with a live dragon. People straight up die sometimes.

Goblin cooking show: Goblins don't really understand the concept of restaurants, but they have a show like Diners Dive ins and Dives for rooting through people's trash.

#fave

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basement remodeling is going well

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Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate

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A guide to different types transit of systems

#mbta green line just like me fr

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@clu3less-0ne

the real forbidden snack

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#LEAVE THEM ALONE LMFAO

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what a cool website

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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest