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Okay. Goodbye for another few months lmfao.

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fucking someone who’s a gassy, whimpering mess. reducing them to a slew of “ah-ah-ah-ahs” that are punctuated by noisy, bubbling farts that splutter out with every thrust. vibrating against your cock or fingers as you slide in and out, in and out.. cum leaking and sputtering out of their helpless little hole with every rancid, hot blast of gas that’s fucked out of them.

#Dies.

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CW// Eprocto.

Anyway. I’ve been with a girl who I opened up about my fetish to, she indulged me for months and recently admitted she might be into it. It’s hot, her pussy throbs and leaks anytime she farts now. I like to tie her up, tease her, and watch her squirm while she’s all gassy for me.

#eprocto #eproctophilia #fart kink #I love cute girls. #She has awoken so much in me. #I rotate her in my mind.

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Rising back from the dead. Hello hello.

#I got a bit overwhelmed.. haha. #And forgot my password…

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Hi again

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I do just love the way Tumblr crops asks on mobile.

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do u ever just. think abt feeding a cute girl her favorite cheesecakes and sweets and rubbing her slightly bloated tummy so she can get her farts out because 🥴 yeah. bonus points if she's embarrassed but u reassure her ur not bothered

I do think about this, quite often. I used to do this to a feedee partner of mine… I’d feed her until she was left whining over how bloated and full she felt, begging me to touch her. I liked to feed her sweets I knew would get her gassy, she used to burp really loud. But she’d get so embarrassed and apologize whenever she’d fart. Of course, I always gave her kisses and stated I didn’t mind.

#eprocto #eproctophilia #feederism #Drives me a little crazy. #Thank you Anon I will be thinking.

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Excuse me?

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CW// Eprocto.

I love the idea of getting tied up by someone and farted on. Feeling myself throb and leak yet being unable to touch myself. Having to wait until they’ve had their fill with me. God.

#eproctophilia #eprocto #I think I’m allowed a submissive fantasy. #Just one.

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Hello. Intro post. 🎉

Minors/no age listed will be blocked.

You can call me Mikael. I’m 21 and a lesbian.

I go by They/Them pronouns. Nice to meet you. ^__^

This is my fetish blog. It will be particularly focused on my grosser fetishes.

Those of which are the following:

Eproctophilia. (Farts.)

Musk.

Feeding.

Slobs.

Turn offs:

Scat. Any of it. Sharting as well.

Vore.

Gore, blood, etc.

These are my hard No’s. I’d prefer if they weren’t mentioned to me in my ask box. I am a lesbian and would appreciate sapphic interactions, but of course anyone is welcome and I don’t particularly mind that much. I’m am a switch as well, but I prefer to top.

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yet more memes i've made out of horny

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the idea of someone in sweatpants letting you bury your face in their ass while they’re gassy is top notch tbh

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CW// Eprocto.

I’d love if a cute girl sat on my lap and just let it out, asking me to rub her bloated belly and help her out. Apologizing and getting all flustered.. makes me throb just thinking about it.

#eproctophilia #eprocto #Shame! Shame! Shame! Etcetera. #What else does one tag these kinds of posts. #Gassy women please hit me up.